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  1. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    "If you climb a mountain you are sure to have a few missteps along the way. But you keep going. You don’t stop and start over if you trip here or take the wrong path there. You keep going. You can’t remove that step. It happened, it’s part of the climb. And when the climb is done, you’ve finished. As long as you made it to the top, you don’t call the climb a mistake." — Jason Fried paraphrasing Jamie Ross

  2. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    Our message is simple:
    Where our music is welcome
    we will play it loud.
    Where our music is challenged
    we will play it louder.
    NMQ

  3. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    Where were you when everything was
    falling apart?
    Song Credit: The Fray

  4. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    So i'm not moving outta country!
    SECOND TERM!!!!!!
    ♥♥♥
    President Barack Obama

  5. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    BEHOLD MITT ROMNEY!
    Lets make planes with roll down windows!
    (Because i have no brain what so ever!)

  6. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    I'm sexy and I know it. ;)

  7. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    "Why am i here still here if
    all everyone wants is for me to be gone?"
    This is what my friend said today. i complain about her, she's my ex girlfriend, her name is Roxy. She's always quite a b*tch to me, well to everyone. So i never expected it. Today i was laying in my car during lunch and study hall and Roxy came outside crying. I waved her over and pulled her into my car out of the rain, and in tears she said "Why am i still here if all everyone wants is for me to be gone?" I couldn't believe what she said... i would never believe that she was like that too, like me. We sat in my car for the rest of the day, i let her say everything that was on her mind to me, and i didnt say anything back to her. People at my school call her a sl/t and a wh/re daily, shes super skinny buyt she gets called fat, she has condoms thrown at her, and her ex calls her by his last name because he broke up with her and that hurts her. I was literally in shock when she was telling me this. Then things took a turn for the worst when she was like can you keep a secret? so i nodded silently and she pulled up her shirt so i could just see her stomach, there were cuts. Not old small cuts but new big deep cuts. I can't believe that she's like this... i wish like so many others that i could help her.

  8. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    So i don't really care what you all think about me.
    Hate me if you want,
    Do whatever.
    I'm bisexual.
    Okay bye.

  9. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 6:10pm UTC
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  10. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Today i got called down into the office.
    My teacher found my cuts and told on me.
    *Principal to me*
    ~Principal~ I have heard from our staff that there is a reason you wear those clothes, and that you may be a harm to yourself is this true?
    ~ me~ Yes this is true, i uhm i have to go... can i go?
    ~Principal~ Dalton, please come into my office. And please remove your shirt, Trooper Connor is in there, he would like to check you over.
    ~me~ I i can't go, i have to like get away...
    ~Principal~ No you have to come in here. *pulls me in the office* unbutton it, and please remover the shirt underneath. Ace bandages? Please remove that too. *turns to talk to trooper Connor*
    ~Trooper Connor~ Oh my god, what have you done?!?
    ~Me~ That depends sir, what have you caused?
    And then i walked out and back to class.
    I now am suppose to go to guidance daily and talk about it.
    But we all know that that isnt happening.
    True story... happened today

  11. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  12. HeHasMyHeartt HeHasMyHeartt
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2010 9:38am UTC
    When I was in 3rd grade
    A boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil.
    We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade.
    There I was, studying in the library in college.
    when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?"
    I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since.

  13. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    TEAM OBAMA!!!!
    Agree with this? Fave it please to do a witty poll
    Disagree with this? Comment on why you don't so i could get your thoughts please.

  14. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    Dear Mitt Romney,
    Please Shut the F*ck up, you know nothing, you sound stupid, and you would ruin the country. You make up things that mean absolutely NO SENSE so i just reccomend SHUTTING YOU FACE now. Save yourself some embarrassment. Please stop talking though, because you sound incredibly stupid right now.
    Just trying to help you.
    ~Dalton

  15. MoonAngel MoonAngel
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 7:41am UTC
    Voldemort : WHY DO U LIVE?
    Harry : Because you refuse to let anyone kill me and when im finally within your grasp , you insist
    on asking stupid philosiphical questions

  16. StayingStrongForever StayingStrongForever
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:37pm UTC
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  17. Bisma Bisma
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 9:24am UTC
    errrrm..
    i need to follow some people
    ~ fave for a follow~

  18. unlov3d unlov3d
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    how i would narrate the olympics:
    Me: look at all these nice butts

  19. 1DWithACarrot 1DWithACarrot
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    Toaster: I want you inside me <3 ;D
    Bread: That's hot.

  20. _ItsMeShelbyPeople _ItsMeShelbyPeople
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    The awkward moment when
    You get into one little fight & your mum gets scared
    & makes you move in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air. ;)

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