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  1. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 10:24am UTC
    My mom: pete and repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off and who was left?
    Me: Repeat
    My mom:pete and repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off and who was left?
    Me: Repeat
    My mom: Pete and repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off and who was left?
    Me: -_-
    true story

  2. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    just hold on tight and
    never let go ♥
    nmf

  3. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Having to face the fact that
    y o u r n o t h e r

  4. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:36am UTC
    someday i'll be strong enough to lift
    not one but both of us.

  5. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 11:22am UTC
    It's my 13th birthday♥

  6. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    Don't like me?
    join the club

  7. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    You Blocked Me?
    your cool.

  8. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    Let us die young, or let us live forever.

  9. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    And it's alright, yeah
    I'll be fine
    don't worry
    bout this
    heart of
    mine.

  10. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    *the phone rings in class*
    Me singing on the top of my lungs: The phone, the phone is ringing. The phone, we'll be right there. There's an animal in trouble, there's animal in trouble, there's an animal in trouble somewhere.

  11. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    I see something in him that no one else does.

  12. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 7:37pm UTC
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    Yes there are billions of stars out there,
    but your the one who shines above the rest

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  13. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Having code names
    for the guys in your grade so you and your best friend can go around saying "Oh, Apple looks so sexy today."
    format by sandrasaurus

  14. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    Schools on tv: 20 minutes of passing time and 6 free periods.
    My school: 5 minute passing time and endless hours of torchure.

  15. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    *****
    This is for my best friend
    She was tickled by an eigth grade girl and banged her head on the table. She had a huge bump on her head. Mind you this is about 3 months ago! Well, she got a minor concussion that was only supposed to last for about a week or 2! NOPE! She still has a concussion now. She has short term memory loss and I have to right her whole schedule, locker combs and her whole life down in my logbook! The girl who did it only got a 1 day in-school suspension! Her parents don't even know! Well because of her my friend has to go to a doctor to get needles into her head tomorrow to do somthing in her brain. Since the incident her memory has gotten way worse. She can't play any of her sports. She couldn't play volleyball for the rest of the season and can't play softball. She can't go one the computer, watch T.V., read, or anything. I love her and wish I could do more for her.

    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:40am UTC
    Just another girl
    Who has fallen helplessly in love with a guy
    that will never love her
    The way she
    Loves him
    ♥♥♥

  17. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    The Sad Moment When...
    You realize Webkinz is 7 years old.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 11:47am UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    That Awkward Moment When...
    When you post something on a guys wall and his best friend comments "Ask her out already"
    ...
    ...
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    There are plenty of fish in the sea.
    I kept on catching Minos.
    But now I found my Nemo.

  20. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 10:50am UTC
    & he is the reason I smile

:)

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