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1. dancetiludropdowndead
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   June 18, 2009 5:22pm UTC
   Sssh...
   the doctor says you're not real
   
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2. dancetiludropdowndead
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   February 12, 2009 5:48pm UTC
   ssh...the doctor says you're not real
   
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3. dancetiludropdowndead
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   February 12, 2009 5:46pm UTC
   inhale
   exhale
   
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4. dancetiludropdowndead
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   February 11, 2009 9:01pm UTC
   Meanwhile, in a town called Spoons...?
   
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5. dancetiludropdowndead
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   February 11, 2009 8:50pm UTC
   STALKERS
   need love too
   
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6. dancetiludropdowndead
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   February 11, 2009 8:47pm UTC
   -- ALICE--
   quirkier than you
   ~SINCE 1901~
   
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7. dancetiludropdowndead
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2009 8:35pm UTC
   So's
   your
   face.
   
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8. dancetiludropdowndead
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   February 11, 2009 8:34pm UTC
   DRIVER PICKS
   THE MUSIC
   shotgun shuts his cakehole
   
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9. dancetiludropdowndead
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   February 11, 2009 8:32pm UTC
   im smiling ♥
   that alone should scare you.
   
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10. dancetiludropdowndead
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    February 11, 2009 8:29pm UTC
    DUE TO BUDGET CUTS,
    THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
    HAS BEEN TURNED OFF.
    WE APOLOGIZE
    FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
    
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11. dancetiludropdowndead
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    February 11, 2009 8:26pm UTC
    you're just jealous cuz you don't hear the VOICES~
    
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12. dancetiludropdowndead
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    February 9, 2009 10:49pm UTC
    Top Ten Reasons to LOVE forks...
    10. Sparkly boyfriends
    9. Betting on Alice
    8. Betti ng AGAI NST Ali ce
    7. Vampire baseball
    6. Cliff diving with werewolves
    5. Stupid shiny Volvo owners
    4. Irritated grizzly bears
    3. Telepathatic chess matches
    2. Bizarrely moral vampires
    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON TO LOVE FORKS?
    1. Sick, masochistic lions, and stupid lambs.
    
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13. dancetiludropdowndead
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    February 9, 2009 10:25pm UTC
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN
    edward cullen isn't real?
    
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14. dancetiludropdowndead
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    February 9, 2009 10:17pm UTC
    SAVE THE UNCORNS
    THEY NEED YOU.
    
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15. dancetiludropdowndead
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    February 8, 2009 10:18pm UTC
    WHY BE NORMAL?
    
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16. dancetiludropdowndead
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    February 8, 2009 10:15pm UTC
    O.C.D
    Obsessive Cullen Disorder
    
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17. dancetiludropdowndead
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    February 8, 2009 10:14pm UTC
    vampire silver volvo me
    And so the prince rode into town on a white horse and rescued the princess.
    
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18. dancetiludropdowndead
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    September 30, 2008 7:25am UTC
    im probobly the coolest dorkyou'll ever meet
    
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19. dancetiludropdowndead
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    September 30, 2008 7:23am UTC
    note to self: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid
    
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20. dancetiludropdowndead
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    September 30, 2008 7:12am UTC
    Real friends let you draw on them.
    
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