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dancergirl224

1. dancergirl224
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   November 20, 2011 9:30pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   *when you have to explain the reason why your phone fell in the toilet*
   
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2. dancergirl224
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   November 6, 2011 4:26pm UTC
   Makeup can only make you look pretty on the outside, but it doesnt help if youre ugly on the inside... unless you eat the makeup. -Audrey Hepburn ♥
   
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3. dancergirl224
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   October 26, 2011 11:57pm UTC
   Mom: You look happy as a pig!Me: Um, I think it's 'happy as a clam'Mom: Oh, yeah, that makes more sense...
   
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4. dancergirl224
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   October 26, 2011 9:14pm UTC
   So today I drank some chocolate milk and it said,
   "Made With Real Chocolate"
   I was like, wait...
   what was I drinking before...?
   
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5. dancergirl224
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   October 24, 2011 8:58pm UTC
   THAT AWKWARD MOMENT when it's only you and that one other girl walking down an empty hallway
   
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6. dancergirl224
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   October 18, 2011 9:01pm UTC
   Nobody ever uses the white crayon...:(
   
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7. dancergirl224
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   October 13, 2011 9:17pm UTC
   When the person on the phone hangs up,but you still keep the phone to your ear..
   
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8. dancergirl224
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   October 10, 2011 7:44pm UTC
   Today I got beat up by a six year old...
   
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9. dancergirl224
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   October 10, 2011 6:06pm UTC
   You know you're not getting enough sleep
   when you wake up and your toothbrush is still wet
   from the night before...
   
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10. dancergirl224
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    September 16, 2011 7:38pm UTC
    Mascara stains on my pillow.
    
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11. dancergirl224
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    September 11, 2011 1:08pm UTC
    9/11/01Never Forget ♥ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW8puRqE4Sc&feature=related'Where were you when the world stopped turning, that September day.'
    
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12. dancergirl224
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    September 9, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    ...and last night, I couldn't fall asleep because I didn't know where to put my arms....
    
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13. dancergirl224
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    August 19, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    Does anyone else absolutely LOVE the Swiffer comercials..?
    
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14. dancergirl224
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    July 30, 2011 1:45am UTC
    Lift my arms out wide
    I open my eyes
    And now all I wanna see
    Is a sky full of lighters
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    
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15. dancergirl224
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    July 20, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    My hearts a stereo,It beats for you, so listen close,Hear my thoughts in every note,Oh, Oh. //♥\\
    
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16. dancergirl224
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    June 30, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    How do you know it's summer?...
    flip flop tans!
    ♥ ;* ♥
    
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17. dancergirl224
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    June 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Is it possible...
    to be addicted to chapstick?
    
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18. dancergirl224
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    June 20, 2011 3:53pm UTC
    Sometimes. . .
    I creep myself out.
    
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19. dancergirl224
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    June 19, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    Calling someone's name,
    and them not hearing you. . .
    It makes me feel like such a loser.
    </3
    
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20. dancergirl224
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    June 19, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    A day without you is like
    a year without rain.
    </3
    
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