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dancerae09

1. dancerae09
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   February 20, 2009 10:32pm UTC
   GUY: Did you like the football game?
   BLONDE GIRL: Oh it was great, I loves watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand.
   GUY: What is it?
   BLONDE GIRL: Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!
   
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2. dancerae09
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   February 20, 2009 10:19pm UTC
   Soar
   on wings
   of
   faith,
   follow where
   your dreams
   take wing.
   
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3. dancerae09
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   February 7, 2009 11:30pm UTC
   live♦ laugh♦love
   
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4. dancerae09
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   February 1, 2009 7:51pm UTC
   Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
   
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5. dancerae09
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   January 31, 2009 6:54pm UTC
   There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. I can say that I am one of those people.
   
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6. dancerae09
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   January 31, 2009 6:52pm UTC
   Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
   
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7. dancerae09
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   January 31, 2009 6:51pm UTC
   Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
   JK
   
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8. dancerae09
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   January 31, 2009 6:37pm UTC
   Its true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
   
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9. dancerae09
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   January 31, 2009 6:34pm UTC
   The person who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame.
   
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10. dancerae09
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    January 31, 2009 6:31pm UTC
    Class of '09<33
    
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11. dancerae09
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    January 31, 2009 5:43pm UTC
    Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then you wonder what to do with it!
    
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12. dancerae09
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    January 31, 2009 5:39pm UTC
    I'm so clever that sometimes I dont understand a single word I am saying.
    
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13. dancerae09
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    January 31, 2009 5:24pm UTC
    TWILIGHT<3333
    
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14. dancerae09
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    January 31, 2009 5:17pm UTC
    BFFs
    always there when you need them.... even if they are REALLY annoying!!!
    
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15. dancerae09
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    January 31, 2009 9:28am UTC
    Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
    
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