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dancer87

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Member Since: 25 Jun 2012 03:34pm

Last Seen: 20 Jun 2013 11:59am

Location: massachusetts

Gender: F

user id: 311951

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I am a dancer and it's like one true love to be out on the dance floor in my ballet shoes. One day I hope to be on broadway or in a company...but right now, I'm still a teen. Oh, yeah, I run too. Track that is.I have a baby sister though and she is THE single cutest thing ever....um yeah that's about it.

dancer87
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 4:25pm UTC

I haven't made a quote in I don't know how long. And right now, I'm super glad because....life is good.

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dancer87
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November 8, 2012 4:45pm UTC

So today, I wore a printed pencil skirt to school. A lot of people told me I looked really pretty and I looked really good or "cute". Even some of the popular girls that don't really like me. It seriously made my day. I now have renewed faith that the people at my school aren't all bad. Thanks guys. <3

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dancer87
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 4:48pm UTC

I'm thinking about posting a story that I'm writing on here.
This is the plot: A group of friends live in a town where there is a new serial killer. When they find out that it's one of them, will they give their friend up to the police? Or harbor the secret to help them stay safe?
If you would like to read ths, then fave or comment. I'll do it if i get 7+ faves / comments.
Love, Hailey.

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dancer87
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 8:03pm UTC

Me during the first week of school: *sits quietly, does all work*
Me during the rest of the year: *walks in room and throws books on desk* YO!! TEACH, I NEEDA TAKE A WAZ!!!!

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dancer87
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Me:*gets 5 faves*
Me: I love everyone who faved this! I feel so loved! I'm witty famous now!
Actual witty famous person: Only 234 faves today? But I still love you all!

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dancer87
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 3:30pm UTC

My ringtone is Everybody Talks by Neon Trees.
That's right, soak in the irony....

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dancer87
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 4:33pm UTC

So i looked at my battery life and it said '69%'
my computer is a dirty h*e!

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dancer87
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 2:34pm UTC

*When they first predicted the world would end in 2012*
everyone: Oh my God!!!!! We are going to die! Honey, get the kids into a shelter!!!!
*now.(4 months away from December 2012)*
everyone: eh, we'll be fine. hey, do we have chocolate in this house? I wonder what One Direction is up to? I'm going on facebook.

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dancer87
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August 9, 2012 1:10pm UTC

me walking my dog at a normal time of the month: *uses that special voice for animlas and babies only* Go peepee. Yes i know, i saw that doggie too. Let's go, good boy. I love you! you are so cute!
*when we get home* You walked so good! I'll take you again later, baby puppy! Wanna cuddle?
me walking my dog at THAT awful time of the month: *uses that voice that is a quiet angry because I don't want anyone else that is in the public place to hear me* Come on! I really do NOT want to pick up your poop! Seriously? Stop pulling! Yes dummy, I noticed the people and that stupid pole that you dont need to pee on! I want to go home! As soon as we get home, I'm leaving you and going to buy chocolate!!!!!

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dancer87
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August 2, 2012 1:24pm UTC

mom: You're immature
me: I'm so mature that I drink my iced coffee through an Elmo straw!
mom:
me:
dog:
cat:
baby sister:
mom's boyfriend:
aliens:
nieghbors:
God:
me: ..........

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dancer87
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 11:23am UTC

fave this if you would read it:
17 year old, kaydee ilac is a dancer and wants to stay a dancer when she gets out of high school. but after she gets in a car accident, she breaks her leg in the wrong way. the doctors tell her that she will never dance again. will she be able to overcome her worst fear of all? or will the leg injury over take her dreams?
(5 plus faves and i will write it)

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dancer87
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 1:27pm UTC

*walking around house after everyone else is asleep*
normal people: *trying to be quiet but actually sound like an elephant stomping through whole house*
ballet dancers: *on tip toes silently making way around hose like awesome ninjas*

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dancer87
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Never give up on what you truly love, or else you just might end up giving up on
Yourself

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dancer87
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July 13, 2012 3:19pm UTC

*commercial comes on for some scructured settlement company and the spokesperson has a droopy eye lid*
me: "Dude, I think there's something wrong with your face. You might want to get that looked at..."

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dancer87
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 10:55pm UTC

so this kid likes my friend and he stalks her -_- she complains that he likes her to much but she cant date bc her parents are losers and she wont go on secret dates be she is a loser jr.

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dancer87
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 5:16pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When:
your friend is texting while you sit next to them and look at what they are saying and who they are talking to. then they turn to you and are like "okay so blah blah blah just said" and you're like "I know."

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dancer87
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 8:27pm UTC

Friendship is a word, but my girls give it MEANING

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dancer87
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 8:12pm UTC

having a laugh is like eating chips, once you have one, you just can't stop.

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dancer87
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 7:47pm UTC

I just got my witty today...and I have no idea what to write. um....How many people will follow a ballerina girl here???

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