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dancer4all
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July 6, 2011 4:41pm UTC

When your talking to your friend about that [[you had to be there]] moment, then saying, “oh wait, that wasn’t you” Anyone else?

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babyBrii
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April 30, 2012 6:32pm UTC

So I think I finally figured out
what guys do at sleepovers.
:Truth or dare?
:Dare.
:I dare you to tell her you love her.
:But I don't?
:So?
:Okay, I'll do it.

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伤*
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March 22, 2012 1:59pm UTC

One Direction Fact #3
Louis and Zayn have cheated on thier past girlfriends

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伤*
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March 22, 2012 2:35pm UTC

One Direction Fact #4
once liam forgot the lyrics to a song,
so he pretended his mic stopped working

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伤*
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March 29, 2012 1:07pm UTC

One Direction Fact #9
Harry was nervous while shooting the icarly episode,
he went over his lines more than 20 times.

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伤*
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March 31, 2012 4:19pm UTC

"Hm...i shouldn't even be telling this,
but...one day, me and Liam and i
were goofing around and we ended
up kissing, but it was only a joke
I SWEAR"
- Zayn Malik

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伤*
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April 1, 2012 10:27am UTC

One Direction Fact #12
Niall Horan hates Caroline Flack.

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伤*
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April 2, 2012 3:31pm UTC

One Direction Fact #13
when liam was younger, he needed 30 injections
a day because of his kidney.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC

What if your pillow
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
You could plug it into your computer
And watch them over again.

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ilovedance143
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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nicoleypoleyoley
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March 30, 2012 9:37pm UTC

I went to walgreens to pick up some new eyeliner
..I was there looking through all the colors when I heard
a high pitched, deadly, glass shattering scream
then a loud noise that sounded like thunder
the next thing I remembered was everyone shouting.
I couldn't understand any of them
I started to pray "Jesus keep me safe, please God, please."
Then I had the feeling to put my phone in my breast pocket
so I did..
I heard 2.. 3.. 4 gun shots
people screaming, then everything was quiet.
I turned around and I could of sworn something hit me
but when I looked down, I was fine
Then I saw a tall man with brown hair and big, brown eyes look at me
then he turned around and ran..
It took me a second to catch my breath, then I ran quickly into the opposite
isle of the store
and there I saw something noone should ever experience..
2 women where on the ground, their hands over their leg and chest
and 3 men struggling to get up, blood gushing from their body
I shrieked and grabbed my phone out to call the cops
then what next I saw took my breath away..
a bullet stuck in the back of my phone
.. right where I thought the man had shot me.
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
miiine.// nicoleypoleyoley

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xotaracarr*
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April 1, 2012 10:07am UTC

Mom: Go clean your room, we're having company over tonight.
Me: Oh, sorry Mom. I didn't realize the gathering would be held in my room.

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伤*
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March 29, 2012 3:55pm UTC

Niall: i want to have kids someday..
Zayn: it will never happen, your a boy, you will never be pregnant
- OneDirection ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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Checkmate
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March 31, 2012 8:06am UTC

every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist

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sfishface1313
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 9:41am UTC

rules for texting a girl
1) dont take 40 minutes to reply
2) use good grammar
3) ask questions
4) use the :) face

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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xoshannonxo12
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 6:16pm UTC

Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh: you want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: you want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald !
Drake: I hope the cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* you take that back!

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horsechick818
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 12:56pm UTC

me calling Walmart for a real reason, not a joke
person: hello this is Walmart how may i help you?
me: hi could i please place an order?
person: no
me: no?
person: i can not place an order for you
me: why not?
person: Walmart exploded
me: then why are you there?
person: i never said i was
me: you answered saying "hello this is walmart"
person: this is Walmart
me: but you just said.... nevermind, so can i place an order?
person: no, Walmart exploded
me: im so confused
person: happy April Fools, have a nice day *hangs up*

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伤*
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 3:02pm UTC

"Would you ever include a girl member in one direction?"
Harry:Well yeah, Liam's in the band
- OneDirection ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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BravoSierra
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March 29, 2012 3:14pm UTC

credittoforgeter
That status was about you.
You're not ALLOWED to like it.

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