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dancegirl2325

1. dancegirl2325
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2010 5:28pm UTC
   today i was wearing a snuggie and there was popcorn stuck in the sleve and my dog came running and got his head stuck in the sleve.
   MLIA
   
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2. dancegirl2325
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   March 18, 2010 5:18pm UTC
   I have two best friends.
   There names are Ben & Jarry.
   
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3. dancegirl2325
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   March 17, 2010 5:57pm UTC
   xoxo
   Kiss Me I'm Irish
   xoxo
   ♣
   
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4. dancegirl2325
   posted a quote
   March 13, 2010 3:29pm UTC
   The classic question
   so....
   who asked who?
   
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5. dancegirl2325
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   March 13, 2010 3:26pm UTC
   Hey Canada, thanks for taking our gold medal.
   (( wanna take the Beiber kid with ya?))
   
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6. dancegirl2325
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2010 5:35pm UTC
   Today I grabbed the goldfish box while saying the snack that smiles back.
   I grabbed one out and it was frowning
   MLIA
   
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7. dancegirl2325
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   March 4, 2010 4:45pm UTC
   I like bananas, i know that mangos are sweet, i like papaya PAAAPAYYYYAAAA!!!!
   
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8. dancegirl2325
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   February 20, 2010 12:47pm UTC
   TO. GET.HER.
   
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9. dancegirl2325
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2010 1:59pm UTC
   Having a guy read witty
   is like having a guy read your diary
   
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10. dancegirl2325
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2010 4:41pm UTC
    Today as i walked down the hallways all the 1st graders had quotes from Plato and Aristotile on there locker but i walked past one and the quote was from Van Halen i laughed and kept walking
    MlIA
    
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11. dancegirl2325
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2010 10:52pm UTC
    If life gives you lemons...
    wait who even is this life and i wanna meet him
    
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12. dancegirl2325
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2010 10:47pm UTC
    ¯A¥©N«
    live life randomly.
    
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13. dancegirl2325
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2010 10:46pm UTC
    Every Tall Person,
    Needs A Short Best Friend.
    So They Have Someone To Laugh At
    When There Still Shorter In Heels.
    ♥
    
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14. dancegirl2325
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2010 6:11pm UTC
    ³Y²Y¯Y± TURN UP THE MUSIC
    
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15. dancegirl2325
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2010 6:02pm UTC
    Teacher: why does everyone have QK on there hands?
    Me: If you look at it sideways it's a ninja!
    Teacher: I WANT ONE!
    HAHA best timess
    QK
    
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16. dancegirl2325
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    January 10, 2010 3:11pm UTC
    My little cousin was singing poker face but instead she was saying "don't poke her face!!"
    
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17. dancegirl2325
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2010 2:06pm UTC
    on my english home work we had to find the adjective in the sentence
    the sentence was
    Our friendship is like nailing oatmeal to a wall
    MLIA
    ** haha this is true though**
    
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18. dancegirl2325
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    January 10, 2010 1:57pm UTC
    Hkeiltltoy
    
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19. dancegirl2325
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2010 5:24pm UTC
    & sometimes
    an average ponytail
    can be
    alot
    hotter
    than a $50
    day at the salon
    
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20. dancegirl2325
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2010 5:28pm UTC
    a blind man
    walked passed a deaf woman and knew it was
    l o v e a t f i r s t s i g h t .
    -- A s t h a t v e r y s a m e --
    deaf woman
    walked passed the blind man, she could
    h e a r h e r h e a r t
    pounding in her chest.
    
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