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  1. justinbieberfever1234 justinbieberfever1234
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    Google
    Google Search: Justin Bieber
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Advertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2011 - Privacy
    Did You Mean: Hottest person who ever walked this Earth?
    nmf.

  2. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #68
    When Justin won the VMA, he said to Jaden Smith,
    "I can't stop smiling!"
    Jaden replied with
    "When you smile, I smile."

  3. Heyylan Heyylan
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    What Do You Call A Fake Noodle?
    an impasta

  4. nesoccerne nesoccerne
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 9:43pm UTC
    I don't care if it is rude to stare ,
    Y O U A R E H O T,
    so I will stare. ♥

  5. erikajay erikajay
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 7:54am UTC
    I turned my phone onto
    "Airplane mode"
    and threw it up into the air.
    Worst. Transformer. Ever.

  6. pripri910 pripri910
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    You know Disney's desperate when..
    they make "So Random!" into a legit show.
    format credit to luludaisy(:

  7. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #279
    An interviewer once asked Justin, "What was the most
    rebellious thing you did as a child?" He replied,
    "I said 'no' when Dora asked for help."

  8. chara_tan chara_tan
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    God Bless
    Justin Bieber;
    For donating 1 million dollars to Japan.

  9. Heyylan Heyylan
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. he_could_be_the_one he_could_be_the_one
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2009 3:28pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. crosbalicious crosbalicious
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 8:26pm UTC
    drake:
    are you calling me a liar?
    josh:
    well, i ain't calling you a truther!

  12. Chloaaay17 Chloaaay17
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    i've been in 2 milleniums,
    2 centuries, 3 decades, seen the first black president of
    USA, the falling of the twin towers, Bin Laden kiilled, a royal
    wedding between a prince and a commoner and the end
    of the world.
    i'm not even 20 yet.

  13. lexandjenrock lexandjenrock
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 9:05am UTC
    justin bieber interview
    interviewer: "would you
    date a 13 year old girl?"
    Justin: "Romeo was 16,
    Juliet was 13, i'd be her Romeo,
    she'd be my Juliet"

  14. rockandrolllamb rockandrolllamb
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 10:06pm UTC
    Did you know?
    When you snap your fingers,
    the sound is created from your
    middle finger hitting your palm
    – not your thumb rubbing against your index finger.
    >> fave. if you just snapped your fingers :) <<
    fave if you just snapped your fing

  15. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    them:were you dropped as a baby?
    me:yea, into a pool of sexy

  16. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.

  17. __cityofangels __cityofangels
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 11:55pm UTC
    And with every complex problem
    there is a simple solution

  18. rosieisodd rosieisodd
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    It's not that I hate you,
    it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
    if you were on fire and I had water,
    I would probably drink the water.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. BieberBabe22 BieberBabe22
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    You Smile
    I Smile.(:
    - Justin Bieber<3

:)

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