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  1. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 4:57pm UTC
    Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
    User: Ok then... Get a life.
    Cleverbot: I've got two.
    User: Omg your hannah montana.
    Cleverbot: Sorry MasterHannah Montana.
    User: Whatt.
    Cleverbot: Nothing. *wicked grin*.
    lmfao!

  2. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 4:56pm UTC
    Cleverbot: Don't argue with me!
    User: Ill do what I want.
    Cleverbot: No, you do what I tell you.
    User: Noo you dont own me.
    Cleverbot: I do own you.
    User: Noo you dont.
    Cleverbot: Of course I do!
    User: I OWN YOU!
    Cleverbot: No you don't.
    User: Yeah I do.
    Cleverbot: No you don't.
    User: Yeah I do.
    Cleverbot: No you don't.
    User: Shut up.
    Cleverbot: Yes I am open for business?

  3. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 8:55pm UTC
    when i wake up in the morning & look in the mirror i dont go
    ewww
    i go
    dayummm

  4. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 11:43am UTC
    *funny story*
    so i was in gym the other day and this is what happened
    gym teacher:what do you live under a rock
    my friend: no she lives under a bar
    this kid: what! wait im confused
    my friend:no i mean a bar that those ballerinas use ya know

  5. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2010 12:03pm UTC
    i believe in wishing on stars

  6. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2010 9:07pm UTC
    his name is tod
    hes a real cool guy
    born with a gusher for an eye
    baby birds and all cool cliques
    he squirts himself when he needs a fix
    when hes your bff snacking's always fun
    he once fed a tour bus from Wisconsin
    hes tod...
    tod came in this world with 10 fingers and toes
    a big blue gusher where an eye usually goes
    if tod bumped his head or didn't land on his feet
    it wasn't to bad cause dad got a treat
    they say when he grows up he could be a surgeon
    but then it probably wont be as much fun for
    tod?

  7. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 3:40pm UTC
    were not going to be the grandmas teaching our grand kids to sew
    well be teaching them how to text

  8. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 7:10pm UTC
    i think hallmark
    should sign witty
    as their new card saying
    makers
    they would make a lot of money

  9. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 9:29pm UTC
    today i got a fish i named it skittle
    =]

  10. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2010 12:36pm UTC
    if pluto still rotates around the sun
    it's still a fricken planet
    mine:)

  11. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 9:03am UTC
    and one day while he is on chat
    im gonna send him the link to my witty page
    and be like "heres the link you wanted"
    then be like "sorry wrong person"
    cause you known he'll wanna check it out

  12. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 8:39pm UTC
    welcome to witty profiles
    population:122,254
    as of 8/24/10
    mine:)

  13. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 3:20pm UTC
    Witty Profiles: where it doesn't matter what you look like,you can speak
    your mind,don't have to worry about what people will say,vent all you people will listen,cry about, talk about him, everyone is like sister, just be
    the true girl you are.
    welcome to witty<3

  14. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 3:12pm UTC
    hi im a boy and my sister made me join
    JK!
    im a girl who wants attention
    :) mine

  15. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 8:35pm UTC
    some of pi...
    3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461
    :)

  16. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 11:20am UTC
    you make me
    feel like I'm living a
    teenage dream<3

  17. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 11:18am UTC
    i hate it when
    i go to the nail salon
    and they paint my face
    minee:)

  18. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2010 3:47pm UTC
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    Advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will
    KiSS YOU, ASK YOU OUT, CALL YOU, OR TEXT YOU...
    .....OR BETTER

  19. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2010 1:58pm UTC
    who else cant wait to see...
    Fred the movie on Nick!

  20. dance4everatcsds dance4everatcsds
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 6:30pm UTC
    my dog has a best friend
    his name is Fred(a dog)
    they see each other maybe 1 a week (when walking buy)
    my dog saw him today
    he has a special bark/cry thingy for him
    now thats what i call true friendship<3

:)

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