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igorawr15
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September 24, 2012 6:59pm UTC

My {boyfriend} is like my iphone 5.
I don't have an Iphone 5
♥ / ♥ / ♥ / ♥ / ♥ / ♥

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taylorday7
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September 24, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Drake: "So why do they call it "New Jersey" if there was never a "Jersey"
Josh: "I don't know, I wasn't at the meeting!"

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danca4evaneva
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September 3, 2012 2:40pm UTC

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GirlRockingOut
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September 5, 2012 1:25pm UTC

"I should just call you 'Bridge To Terabithia', because you make kids cry."
-Zooey Deschanel in New Girl-

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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l0se_y0urself_in_the_music
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September 5, 2012 8:40am UTC

I'm always nice to
the
weird kids
So when they shoot up the school i will be spared.

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bball3is3life
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September 4, 2012 12:10pm UTC

So yesterday,
I was on my way to my aunt's house and noticed an elderly man sitting in a lawn chair in the cemetary ..when i asked my aunt who he was she said he was a man who's wife died a few years back. turns out he sits next to his wife's tomb stone reading poems, listening to music she liked, and going through pictures of them from their earlier days together.
he does this every single day from 8 in the morning to late at night, to feel connected to his wife again.
-true story♥

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justmmia
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September 4, 2012 12:18pm UTC

Sometimes when my hair touches my skin,
I think its a bug and spaz the hell out
♥
mf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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horsechick818
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September 3, 2012 2:29pm UTC

me on Omegle
you are now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
stranger: hi ;)
you: hello
stranger: are you a female? im a male
you: imma female
stranger: can i have a pic? ;)
you: of what?
stranger: you know, a dirty pic ;)
you: of course
stranger: ;D
you: *sends a picture*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I sent him a picture of a baby pig rolling around in mud with a caption that read "it doesnt get much dirttier than this!

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Arilena :)*
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September 3, 2012 2:35pm UTC

on facebook: girl with her clothes on
friend requests messages notifications
1 2 1
on facebook: girl with her clothes off
friend requests messages notifications
121 231 341

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forever_mine_123
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September 3, 2012 2:33pm UTC

That's So Raven
Raven: I had a vision that I'm gonna meet a world famous fashion designer and save the night .
Victor: When ?
Raven: I don't know .
Victor: Where ?
Raven: I don't know .
Victor: How ?
Raven: I don't know .
Cory: You're the worst psychic ever !

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forever_mine_123
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September 3, 2012 2:35pm UTC

Up
Ellie: South America .
Ellie: It's like America ...
Ellie: ... but south .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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horsechick818
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September 3, 2012 2:17pm UTC

Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic
Last scence: him going underwater
First sence in Inception: him waking up on a beach
nmq

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forever_mine_123
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 2:30pm UTC

What's mickey without minnie,
what's tigger withought pooh,
what's donald without daisy ?
That's me without you .
&
When ariel doesn't sing,
and pooh bear hates honey,
when tigger stops bouncing,
and goofy isn't funny .
When peter pan can't fly,
and simba never roars,
when alice in wonderland
can't fit through small doors .
When dumbo's ears are small,
and happily ever after isn't true,
that's when I'll stop loving you .

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phee*
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 2:26pm UTC

Me looking in the mirror:
Me: What kind of sick joke is this?

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Amzybabe98
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September 3, 2012 1:55pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Who is the bigger internet tough guy here?
Stranger: How tough am I?
Stranger: HOW TOUGH AM I?!
Stranger: I stubbed my toe once, and I only cried for 20 minutes!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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jimmy365
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September 1, 2012 5:45pm UTC

the way winter
makes the world beautiful again

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horanswife
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September 1, 2012 5:20pm UTC

but moooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm

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