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  1. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Am I the only one who gives people weird looks in the car next to them at a red light?

  2. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    My room has been takin over by...MOTHS!

  3. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Today Liam and Niall
    Has so many fans following them
    Around New York on there "day off"
    Now I think Niall is mad, But Liam is Definitally
    angry:(
    ps:Niall got punched in the face and
    Liam got his shirt ripped off:(

  4. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    Today Liam and Niall
    Has so many fans following them
    Around New York on there "day off"
    Now I think Niall is mad, But Liam is Definitally
    angry:(

  5. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:36pm UTC

    Where
    The Heck
    Are My
    SUNGLASSES?
    Format by Breeze

  6. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    They Hurt Her
    R.I.P Carmen gone but not forgotten…
    Keep Reading:
    After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted “She’s down in the sewer!” All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled “They Pushed Her” and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn’t repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name – you’ll find this to be true. If you don’t repost this saying “They hurt her,” then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet,or the shower

  7. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Woke up this
    morning
    With One Direction in my bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I then got out of bed and got some more tape for my poster, then went back to sleep

    nmf. DONT STEAL MY QUOTE I WILL BE MAD

  8. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    Woke up this
    morning
    With One Direction in my bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I then got out of bed and got some more tape for my poster, then went back to sleep

    nmf. DONT STEAL MY QUOTE I WILL BE MAD

  9. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:27am UTC
    Dont read the quote below, its stupid
    ✉ 27 comments
    ♥ 900 add to faves
    Quote # 5365561 was added by catieosaur to funny on 25 May 2012 at 10:01am
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    Dont read the quote above me, its even more stupid than i am

  10. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 6:24am UTC
    FIELD TRIP TODAY
    A great way to get out of doing work!!
    Dont you agree

  11. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:29am UTC
    ONE DIRECTION
    Some men dressed up as girls and raced on a track to get One Direction tickets, HOW COME MY DAD DIDNT?

  12. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 11:11am UTC
    I have a tumblr, but i dont know how to use it, can someone help me?

  13. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    .
    there is a text I will never get
    .
    .
    My dream..
    Look its my boyfriend NO PICTURE AVALIBLE
    .
    .
    IWitty
    IWitty
    .
    .

  14. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 6:42am UTC
    . nmf
    Brandon= green.
    Me= grey.
    Uh just Shat out my colon
    WTF EWWIE DONT EVER TELL ME THAT U NASTY
    Srry mexican food hurts!!!!
    HOLY SH*T THATS EWWWW EWW GET AWAY FROM ME BLAH BLAH DONT WANNA HEAR ITTT
    True Convo.

  15. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 6:38am UTC
    Niall Horan
    One time a group of people walked up to him and told him he should not be in One Direction and he cried.
    WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?!?!?!

  16. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    (\ /)
    =(^.^)=
    (")_(") Bunny
    /\_/\
    =(^.^)= /)
    / \ / /
    /(")(")\/ / Kitty
    _______
    / \ _
    / \/ ' )
    |,,)|,,)-------|,,)|,,) TurtleONLY DIRECTIONERS WOULD THINK WOW BUNNYS, BUNNY LIKE CARROTS! Kitty, Harry likes cats, Turtles, Liam has turtles!

  17. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

  18. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 8:10pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    Lucyfacex,yo!
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    Words Kill

  19. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    You can say you hate
    Hannah Montana all you
    want, but 99% of you
    memorized all of her songs
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. cuppa24 cuppa24
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    Who else
    Remembers...
    REPTAR!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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