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cupcakes67

Status: I just ate a cupcake (:

Member Since: 2 Oct 2012 01:14am

Last Seen: 11 Jul 2013 04:47pm

Location: idk. uh oh im lost help me. no im not

Gender: F

user id: 332854

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Tell me you love me,
and I'll be yours forever
Hello♥
Hi there my name is Lexi. (: I love cats, I have three. I used to have 4 but one died♥r.i.p.♥10-12-12♥ the very next day you died a little bird came to my house and that bird comes everyday to sing. I know that’s you♥ I love you so much Samantha and I will always love you and never forget you♥ I like pizza, cupcakes, love my family and friends, Buffalo wings, and moustaches. K nuff of that. Oh and while you’re here ,stalking my profile, please follow: Chasshole, smurfie23, crazybananas, LittleDirectionerDeBono, Hujy, AmazingEmmy, and Moonangel. (:
Also please go follow my new story account: Cupcakesarecool 
Thank you so much :D
Hello I like cats and cupcakes


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  1. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    I go to bed with 2 socks and I wake up with 1.
    \
    nmf

  2. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    What if your in heeell and you get mad at someone? Where do you tell them to go?

  3. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    T-rexs were only angry
    and agressive because
    their arms were to short
    to hug each other.
    Format credit: LittleDirectionerDeBono

  4. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    A man came to my door and asked if I could donate to the local swimming pool. I came back with a glass of water.

  5. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    We have an 8 year old girl exploring the world and a 10 year old boy catching pokemon traveling all over the world. Why can't I do that?

  6. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 3:58am UTC
    Love is just a word until someone comes a long and gives it a meaning. ♥

  7. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
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    October 7, 2012 3:52am UTC
    It was night time on the lake in Michigan, on the fourth of July, where the girl stood crying in the sand as she watched the beautiful fireworks sparking up all around her. Although she wasn't quite sure why, she was sad. Homesick, maybe. She had been in Michigan for about a week now and tomorrow she would have her eleventh birthday away from her South Carolina home. She loved being with her friends in Michigan, but she missed her own family. Leah dried up her cries, and went to sleep that night, only to awaken to the news that her dad had died. It was her eleventh birthday, and here she was, in Michigan, finding out that her dad back in South Carolina had drowned the night before. She broke. She hated everything, everyone. Her mom sent her to live with family friends because they couldn't fix her....

  8. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    Call a girl pretty, and she'll forget it in an hour. Call a girl ugly, she'll think about it everytime she looks in the mirror.

  9. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    Technically, I'm single,
    Emotionslly, I'm completely taken,
    because in my mind, I will always be yours.♥

  10. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-biitch.

  11. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Children…
    You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

  12. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  13. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 1:20am UTC
    Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. -Albert King

  14. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. ♥

  15. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 2:42am UTC
    When I was little I used to think my brothers friends were hot. Now I look back and think what the heck was I thinking.

  16. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

  17. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
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    October 2, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    On December 22, 2012, i'm gonna look back at 2012 and laugh.

  18. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.” - Steven Wright

  19. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    ”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’” ~Unknown

  20. cupcakes67 cupcakes67
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    ― Mae West

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