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cupcakegirl101

monsterrockhigh
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 6:39pm UTC
My Parents Accused Me Of Lying..
I Looked Them In The Eye And Said...
"Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy...."
&Then I Walked Away Like A Boss....

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cupcakegirl101
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 6:01pm UTC
If your heart was really broken you would be dead so
Just shut up!

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lozza821
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July 30, 2012 2:47pm UTC
3 Bad things happened to me today:
1: I found out my sister doesn't like Coldplay.
2: My sister got hit by a bus.
3: I lost my bus licence.

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lozza821
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August 9, 2012 7:05pm UTC
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer.
Then it hit me.

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lozza821
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August 13, 2012 8:37pm UTC
Sorry but I just full on karate kicked a
moth and it flew across the room and died
and now I feel like a god ok

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cupcakegirl101
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August 24, 2012 5:48pm UTC
Your face is not a colouring book! Chill with the makeup!

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