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  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    You make me wanna say
    "I do."

  2. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    - My Kind Of Relationship -
    I love being in the type of relationship where you are totally
    comfortable around eachother and there's no pressure to act
    in a certain way. There's no awkward moments. You can be
    weird and lazy when you're together, make fun of each other,
    tickle each other, and then just laugh it off like you're bestfriends
    because you are. A relationship where you call each other
    nicknames and there's lots of laughing involved in the time you
    spend together, but you can also be serious. You can just be
    yourself with the comfort of knowing that's what the other person
    loves the most.

  3. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:12am UTC
    DON'T LIE AT ONE POINT
    We all thought the McFlurry spoons from McDonalds were also straw's......
    nmq

  4. softballlovin451 softballlovin451
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    When I have kids I'm grabbing all of my Hunger Games books, Harry Potter movies and books, and eventually when the Hunger Games movie comes out on disk, I will have my child read each and every book of the Hunger Games and Harry Potter. Oh and if they don't like my child hood Harry Potter set's I'll cry. And if they don't like the Hunger Games I'll die. I will honestly do this when i have kids. ALSO.... They will never know what #YOLO is. They will only know what Hakuna Matata is. Oh and they wont have to celebrate my birthday only. They'll have to also celebrate Rupert Grint's birthday. (same birthday Aug. 24th). If they like Harry Potter books I'll send "real" acceptant letters to them and then we can take a family vacation to where the filmed parts of Harry Potter. Try hard Potter fan. Nope. Try Die Hard Potter fan. Oh and for Halloween I'll dress them like Peeta and Katniss and watch as people say "What they hell are they dressed up as?"
    P.S. Witty - When I do have kids in like 10 years or whatever, I'll come back to witty and tell you about my average life and how i actually complete all of which i listed above
    P.S.S. - The Eiffel Tower is a landmark, now it's a landshark.

  5. Dylan_levi Dylan_levi
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    Sorry i havent been on ./:
    My moms been
    battling with cancer , a few
    days ago she finally threw in
    the towel. i miss her <.3

  6. xxdream121 xxdream121
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    Dear Witty,
    Im not trying to copy anyone by doing this but,
    For Every Fave This Gets I Will Go One Day Without Cutting.
    I seriously need help to stop.
    Loves,
    Laura

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Glen Coco, four for you Glen Coco.
    You go Glen Coco.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Raerae7878 Raerae7878
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    PleaseFavoriteThis
    My mom smokes, and I hate this. I told her if I get 100 favorites on a quote, she’d have to stop smoking. Of course I had to explain what Witty was, but she said okay if I get about 100 favorites, she will stop smoking. Please imagine if this was your mom, I’ve tried everything. Please, I love my mom, and I want the best for her. I really am begging you, please don’t think im being a begger, I’m trying to help my mom. If you took the time to read this, god I love you so much <3333 thank you!!! Favorite this and I’ll follow you for sure! Please help my momma.
    Love,
    Kaleigh Duffie<3333

  10. hayxhay hayxhay
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 8:10am UTC
    Did you know?
    that people with brown/hazel eyes are most fun and happy?
    They kiss the best and will love when not wanted; They always
    end up falling for peopple they didn't know long. They are
    the most hyper and crazy people. You can't do better than them.
    fav if you have brown/hazel eyes.

  11. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 11:36am UTC
    She's the girl,
    who only has a few bestfriends & doesn't need anyone. That laughs the hardest
    at her own jokes. The girl that expects way too much. Doesn't care what anyone
    else thinks, and is nice to everyone. Shes the girl that will hang up on you, then
    called you right back to say sorry. The kinda girl who will pull all her trust into
    you, until you give her a reason not to. She's the girl who will never leave your
    side when you need her, the girl who will go out of her way to cheer you up.
    She's the girl who never sleeps, without her teddy bear by her side, she's
    the girl who says she isn't tickilish, but really is. She's the girl who will not
    give up on you, if she really believes in you.
    She believes in loving somebody forever.

  12. poohbear102396 poohbear102396
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    l☮♥(=
    fave if you see it

  13. SarahDrewIngle SarahDrewIngle
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 10:40am UTC
    Roses are red.
    My name is Dave.
    This poem makes no sense.
    Microwave?

  14. X0neverlettingyougoX0 X0neverlettingyougoX0
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    No hang.....
    lets bang (:
    credit to cupcake131

  15. X0neverlettingyougoX0 X0neverlettingyougoX0
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    No hang
    Just bang (:
    credit to cupcake131

  16. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    hannahlovesxox fade
    “Lean down a minute first,” he says. “Need to tell you something.”
    I lean over and put my good ear to his lips, which tickle as he whispers.
    “Remember, we’re madly in love,
    so it’s all right to
    kiss me anytime
    you feel like it.”
    -peeta mellark

  17. X0neverlettingyougoX0 X0neverlettingyougoX0
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    Doesn't it feel like there's a time
    where everyone is breaking up?

  18. ChrisD ChrisD
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    Try holding the shift button while
    clicking the fave button ...
    then go to your profile

  19. ChrisD ChrisD
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    FAVE;
    & ill write a guys name that goes with yours on your profile


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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