When I have kids I'm grabbing all of my Hunger Games books, Harry Potter movies and books, and eventually when the Hunger Games movie comes out on disk, I will have my child read each and every book of the Hunger Games and Harry Potter.  Oh and if they don't like my child hood Harry Potter set's I'll cry. And if they don't like the Hunger Games I'll die. I will honestly do this when i have kids. ALSO.... They will never know what #YOLO is. They will only know what Hakuna Matata is. Oh and they wont have to celebrate my birthday only. They'll have to also celebrate Rupert Grint's birthday. (same birthday Aug. 24th). If they like Harry Potter books I'll send "real" acceptant letters to them and then we can take a family vacation to where the filmed parts of Harry Potter. Try hard Potter fan. Nope. Try Die Hard Potter fan. Oh and for Halloween I'll dress them like Peeta and Katniss and watch as people say "What they hell are they dressed up as?" 

P.S. Witty - When I do have kids in like 10 years or whatever, I'll come back to witty and tell you about my average life and how i actually complete all of which i listed above

P.S.S. - The Eiffel Tower is a landmark, now it's a landshark.