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JaneyyZ
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April 7, 2012 4:32pm UTC

It's sad when the people who gave you the best memories,
become a memory.

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MaggiieBear
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April 7, 2012 11:43am UTC

Before I shower: ugh dammit i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
When I'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot
tumblr.

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oursong
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April 7, 2012 3:47pm UTC

at a reasturant:
"would you like a table?"
no, not at all. i came here to eat on the floor.
no ,
carpet for 5, please...

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ConverseLover
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 4:10pm UTC

* 3 a.m. phone call*
"Hey, are you asleep?"
"No, I'm skydiving"

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 12:22pm UTC

This is the story of a girl-
Who cried a river and drowned the
whole world

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moox143
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 12:41pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
Whoever said "nothing is impossible " obviously hasnt tried to staple water too a tree .

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oursong
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 3:15pm UTC

manicure
(noun)
paying $30 to get made fun of in another language.
format by sandrasaurus

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xxniamhxx
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 11:20am UTC

I don't think I could ever stab someone.
I mean lets face it, I can barley get the straw in to a capri sun.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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dearoceantown*
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 9:13pm UTC

You see that BIG, yellow thing in the sky?
Yeah, the world revolves around that, not you.

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sunkissedgirls711
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 3:52pm UTC

I HATE YOU!
Sorry, that was my cat.
Haha okay :)
Wanna hear a secret?
Sure!
I don't have a cat.

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legit7
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April 6, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Me: Sprite please
Waiter: Is Sierra Mist okay?
Me: No,umm can I have coke?
Waiter: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Hmmmm....well is Monopoly money okay!?
Waiter: What?
Mom: What
Lol, true story.^ Happened tonight xD funniest stuff eveerrr.

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