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  1. isitjustme isitjustme
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    I just got back from the memorial,& it was heartbreaking. They had a display of items they found in the rubble. well they found my moms purse, & they gave it to me.. inside was her keys,money,makeup,etc..&& i drawing i drew when i was five of our family. it was just a picture of everyone and on the bottem it says "i love you mommy". i cant believe she still had that, i just began bawling my eyes out. i miss her so much. i cant even remember my last words to her.
    mommy, i love you so much. you know that right? daddy hasnt dated anyone since. he says he is still married to you even though your not here. i made the softball team this year! im playing first, because of my long legs. i sleep in your sweatshirt every night. it still smells like you, and i even spray your purfume on my pillow. i hope your safe now. ill see you someday, i promise.<3

  2. kiimx3 kiimx3
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 1:59pm UTC
    Hurricane Irene added Hurricane Katrina as her inspiration
    about a minute ago · Like · Comment ·


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. sherryli123 sherryli123
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 10:06am UTC
    How do you fit an elephant in a subway?
    I don't know. How?
    ktuY o aYou take the s out of sub and the f out of way.
    There's no f- in way.
    Say it out loud.
    Fave if you get it! [nmf]

  5. tylerr tylerr
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    July 27, 2011 1:44pm UTC
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  6. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2010 7:26pm UTC
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  7. Sidabug321 Sidabug321
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 4:38pm UTC
    Spongebob Condoms
    For when the "B ikini Bottoms" come off.

  8. vanybee vanybee
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 2:20pm UTC
    Dear Optimists And Pessimists,
    Either way, the glass has the same amount of liquid.
    Sincerely, A Reailist.
    possible series?

  9. TheRealDeal TheRealDeal
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 5:11pm UTC
    Guys that have abs are insantly,
    ten|times|hotter.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. ccx33 ccx33
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 4:02pm UTC
    Today,
    at my middle school,
    the principal on the announcements said, "Hi, welcome to PMS, and I hope you enjoy your first period." Win.
    MLIA

  12. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 1:09pm UTC
    & Just Remember
    for every girl who thinks shes ugly,
    there's always someone out there saying,
    "i wish i looked just like her"

  13. bbylifeiseasy bbylifeiseasy
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 7:46pm UTC
    When we were little
    our dads would put us on
    their shoulders when our
    feet were hurting ♥
    format credit to secretsunspoken_x
    my quote

  14. bambi313dancer bambi313dancer
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 6:48pm UTC
    Trick or Treat
    Smell my feet
    Give me something
    Good to eat
    If you don't
    I don't care
    I'll pull down your
    UNDERWEAR :)
    Favorite this
    If you remember this :)
    format by emiinnerr

  15. miss_mariaaa288 miss_mariaaa288
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 10:09pm UTC
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  16. ninaajadex333 ninaajadex333
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 2:22pm UTC
    Wanna know everything about a girl? Take her IPod. Look through her playlists. There's gonna be one on there titled "</3" or "Taylor Swift.♥" Look through that one. Those are all her love songs. She listens to those when she wants to cry. Now, go back to her playlists. There's gonna be one on there with Eminem. Or Lil Wanye. Look through that one. Those are all the songs she listens to when she wants to scream. When she listens to that one, she BLASTS the volume, and raps with them. Not thinking about you. Or... trying not to think about you. Go back to her playlists again. There's gonna be one titled "My Songs." Go to that one. Those are all of her other songs. There are probably songs on there about love, hate, friends, and boys. She listens to those when she wants what the song's story is.
    Basically, if you wanna know everything about a girl, put her IPod on shuffle, and listen to each song. For every one of those songs, she hasa memory attatched to it. More than 50% of those memories will be attatched to you. And you don't even know it.
    <\3

  17. orange_blue orange_blue
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    October 27, 2010 5:20pm UTC
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  18. rosieisodd rosieisodd
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 10:49pm UTC
    the only people
    who can truly
    know your story,
    are the ones who helped you write it.

  19. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 6:51pm UTC
    This girl i dont like
    changed her Facebook status to:
    "suicidal, standing on the edge of a clifff"
    So i poked her..

  20. Hibuddypancakes Hibuddypancakes
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 6:11pm UTC
    A B C D E F G
    gummy bears are chasing me.
    one is red, one is blue, one is
    peeing on my shoe.
    now i'm running for my life
    cause the red one has a knife

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