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crazynyah12

1. crazynyah12
   posted a quote
   November 27, 2012 5:28pm UTC
   My ex has one very annoying habit,
   Breatheing
   
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2. crazynyah12
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   November 27, 2012 5:24pm UTC
   Taylor Swift sings what every girl wants to say,
   Bruno Mars sings what every girl wants to say
   
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3. crazynyah12
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   November 27, 2012 5:20pm UTC
   I feel sad when i see an old man or woman
   sitting or eating alone
   
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4. crazynyah12
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2012 2:56pm UTC
   Brother: Jumpmg out of planes is
   dangerous,
   2 out of 5 don't make it to the
   ground
   Me: I f they don't hit the ground,
   where do they go?
   
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5. crazynyah12
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   November 25, 2012 2:50pm UTC
   Teacher: Wheres your homwork
   Me: Well you see miss, my mum
   is in the hostpital,
   Teacher: Okay then, have it in for
   next week
   My Mum is a nurse!
   
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6. crazynyah12
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   November 25, 2012 2:46pm UTC
   My reaction when my mum cleaned my room,
   *looks to the left*
   *looks to the right*
   I have no memory of this place
   
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7. crazynyah12
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   November 25, 2012 11:37am UTC
   I was about to kiss this sexy
   beast,
   But then my face hit the mirror
   
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8. crazynyah12
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   November 25, 2012 11:25am UTC
   Sexy ans I know it
   But to lazy to show it
   
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9. crazynyah12
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   November 25, 2012 11:21am UTC
   Boys are nicer when they are not with
   their friends
   
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10. crazynyah12
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    November 25, 2012 9:21am UTC
    Friend: Hey, can i be honest with you,
    Me: No ,please lie to me
    
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11. crazynyah12
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    November 25, 2012 9:17am UTC
    Teacher: Why are you talking while i am teaching
    Me: Why are teaching while i'm talking
    i got detention for a week
    
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12. crazynyah12
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    November 25, 2012 9:12am UTC
    Potatoes have skin,
    I have skin,
    Therefore i am a potatoe.
    xxx
    
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13. crazynyah12
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    November 25, 2012 9:09am UTC
    My best friend is like a IPads,
    I want a IPad
    
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14. crazynyah12
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    November 25, 2012 9:03am UTC
    fluffy socks:
    2% comfort
    3% warmth
    95% sliding aorund like a ninja
    
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15. crazynyah12
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    November 25, 2012 8:58am UTC
    My wallet is like an onion
    when i open it,
    it makes me cry
    
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16. crazynyah12
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    November 25, 2012 7:34am UTC
    Hardest job ever
    working in Bubble Wrap Factory
    imagine the self comtrol needed
    
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17. crazynyah12
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    November 25, 2012 7:31am UTC
    I eat just incase i am
    hungry in the future
    
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18. crazynyah12
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    November 25, 2012 7:27am UTC
    I remember when my best friend was shy and quiet,
    I'V CREATED A MONSTER
    
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19. crazynyah12
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    November 25, 2012 7:24am UTC
    I'm not on drugs i am just weird
    
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20. crazynyah12
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    November 25, 2012 7:19am UTC
    I have nver seen anyone fall cuz of a banana :P
    
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