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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 26, 2010 11:17am UTC

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#19
I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts
professor Kenny, even if he is wearing an
orange anorak.

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 26, 2010 11:01am UTC

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#18
" OMGWTF"
is not a real spell.

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 26, 2010 3:05am UTC

Do you remember the nights
We made our way dreaming
Hoping of being
Someone big
We were so young then
We were too crazy
In love
When the lights go out
We'll be safe and sound
We'll take control of the world
Like it's all we have to hold on to
And we'll be a dream
We'll Be A Dream
We The Kings feat. Demi Lovato

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 25, 2010 11:23am UTC

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#17
Professor Flitwick's
first name
is not Yoda.

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 25, 2010 11:09am UTC

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#16
Asking
"How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?"
and walking away is only funny the first time.

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 25, 2010 2:23am UTC

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#15
I am not to sing
"We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!"
when sent to the Headmaster's office.

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 11:40pm UTC

I'm through accepting limits
'cause someone says they're so
Some things I cannot change
But till I try, I'll never know!
Too long I've been afraid of
Losing love I guess I've lost
Well, if that's love
It comes at much too high a cost!
I'd sooner buy
Defying gravity
Kiss me goodbye
I'm defying gravity
I think I'll try
Defying gravity
And you wont bring me down!
I Love GLEE and Wicked
♥ if you love one or both :D

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 6:04pm UTC

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#14
If asked in class what the
Avada Kedavra
curse does, yelling
"It does DEATH!!"
may be correct but it is not the
manner in which one should answer.

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 5:35pm UTC

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#13
I am no longer allowed to use the term
"pimp cane"
in front of Draco Malfoy.

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 12:02pm UTC

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#12
Ravenclaws (and Hermione) do not find a sign saying
"The library is closed for an indefinite time period"
amusing in any sense.

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 11:25am UTC

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#11
I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards
and convince him that they are real animals.

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 22, 2010 2:51pm UTC

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#10
If the thought of a spell
makes me giggle for longer
than 15 seconds,
I am to assume
that I-am-not-allowed to do it.

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 22, 2010 2:22pm UTC

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#9
Polishing my wand in the
common room is acceptable.
...
"Polishing my wand" in the
common room is not.

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 22, 2010 11:13am UTC

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#8
I will stop referring to showering as
"giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful."

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 22, 2010 10:58am UTC

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#7
I will not use Umbridge's special quill
to write "I told you I was hardcore."

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 22, 2010 4:46am UTC

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#6
The Giant Squid is not
an appropriate date
to the Yule Ball.

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 22, 2010 3:57am UTC

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#5
I will not create a pin-up calender
of the Slytherin girls and
call it "Voldie's Angels."

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 21, 2010 8:32am UTC

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#4
"I've heard every possible joke
about Oliver Wood's name
is not a challenge.

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 21, 2010 8:24am UTC

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#3
Growing marijuana or
hallucinogenic mushrooms
IS NOT
"an extra credit project for Herbology."

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crazyintheend
posted a quote
March 21, 2010 5:14am UTC

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
#2
No matter how well I can speak
with a fake Australian accent,
I will not imitate Steve Irwin during
Care of Magical Creatures class.

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