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  1. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    okay i need your advice people. its my boyfriends 16th birthday next month and i have no idea what to get him. he likes fishing and hunting but he has too much fishing gear and guns. also i cant buy any guns because i dont have a gun license.
    please help!!!

  2. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    HOW BLEEPING HARD DOES IT HAVE TO BE TO FIND A BLEEPING PLAIN GOLD RING IN VICTORIA??????? FML

  3. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 5:38am UTC
    Dear Girls,
    Wanna see something pretty??
    Look in a magazine
    Wanna see something beautiful??
    Look in the mirror <3

  4. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    GOD!! ARE THERE ANY GUYS ON HERE??

  5. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    Cheap men
    Are like
    Cheap mascara
    Both run when women cry

  6. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    Girl:
    I love you.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know everyone does!
    ... ... ... ... ...
    -Girl:
    Really?
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
    me
    anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
    each and everyday.
    - Girl:
    ......
    - Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl:
    Yeah...where?
    - Boy:
    I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    -Girl:
    Ok.
    - Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
    mintues...
    -Girl:
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy:
    Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl:
    Yeah?
    - Boy:
    I love you.
    - Girl:
    I love you too!
    - Boy:
    Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl:
    Ok bye.
    - Boy:
    Bye.
    ****************************
    2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    - Boy:
    Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy:
    Ok.
    They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
    back
    to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl:
    Why??!
    - Boy:
    Its a suprise.
    - Girl:
    What kind of suprise?
    - Boy:
    A big one.
    - Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy:
    I promise.
    - Girl:
    Ok blind fold me...
    So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy:
    Ok we're here!
    -Girl:
    Where?
    - Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl:
    What place?
    - Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl:
    Baby!...
    The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl:
    Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
    that
    same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy:
    Why are you crying?
    - Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
    that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl:
    (tears come down faster)
    - Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl:
    Get up!
    - Boy:
    Yeah?
    - Girl:
    (kisses him)
    - Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl:
    Yes.
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
    BUT!
    If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
    want it to!
    You have 3 mintues to repost this

  7. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    we all know one person who we dont like, who talks about you behind your back
    dont think of it as that, think of it as they are thinking about you and talking about you to others..... even if its not good :) ♥

  8. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    10 favorites
    • Favorite Color: PINK!!!
    • Favorite Food: Dont Have One
    • Favorite Singer: Carrie Underwood <3
    • Favorite Show: Neighbours
    • Favorite Sport: Dance
    • Favorite Season: Summer
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: Friday
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Strawberry
    • Favorite Time of Day: Sleepy Time
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: Hungry
    • Current Taste: Toothpaste
    • Current Clothes: School Clothes
    • Current Computer: Netbook
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: Fingers: none Toes: none
    • Current Time: 10.04 A.M.
    • Current Surroundings: People, computers,
    • Current Annoyance(s): Teachers
    • Current Thought: Why cant i be snuggling with nic
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: Emma and Sarah.
    • First crush this school year: Nic
    • First Screen Name: Cant Remember
    • First Pet: a dog named Max
    • First Piercing: Ears.
    • First Thing You Did Today: Text Nic
    • First Thing You Ate Today: Nothing yet
    • First School: Tumbarumba Primary
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: Last Night
    • Last Car Ride: Last night
    • Last Text Message: Nic
    • Last Movie Seen: Couples Retreat
    • Last Item Bought: Glasses
    • Last CD Played: 50 Cent
    • Last Website You Were On: Witty
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: yeah am right now
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: no
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: no
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: yes
    •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: yes
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: no
    5 Places You've Been To
    • 1. Briagolong
    • 2. Wagga Wagga
    • 3. Canberra
    • 4.Coonamble
    • 5. Melbourne
    4 Things
    • You're Wearing: School Clothes
    • You Did Last Night: Slept
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: Lee Kernaghan <3
    • You Can't Live Without: My Mum and Nic
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To
    • 1. Nic
    • 2. Emma
    • 3. Sarah
    2 Choices
    • 1. black or white: Black
    • 2. hot or cold: Hot
    1 Love
    • NIC <3

  9. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 12:56am UTC
    i can show you my dick but im not allowed to get you pregnant :P

  10. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha found their "secret" profiles!!!! sux that i know her boyfriends username XD

  11. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 12:15am UTC
    darl, please get out of my life. i dont like you but you consistantly comment on my quotes and at school its like your the red flag and im the bull. thats how much i fu(king hate you. you realise i can snap you like a stick and my man can snap your boy. dont mess with me okay thanks :)

  13. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 12:09am UTC
    FU(K!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    How much do I cost?
    Natural Hair:
    [x] Brown - $100
    [] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $60
    [] Red - $70
    [] Other- $75
    Eye Color:
    [x] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [] Blue $150
    |] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [x] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far: $175
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [X] 0 to 18 - $100
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [x] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $595
    Drink?
    [] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [x] No - $600
    Vision?
    [] perfect vision - $400
    [x]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far: $1395
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [] 11 to 12 - $400
    [x] 7 to 10 - $500
    [] Under 7- $450
    Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
    [x] Green-$750
    [x] Red - $600
    [] Black - $100
    [] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [x] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [] Aqua - $350
    [] Orange - $300
    [x] Blue - $300
    [x] Pink - $100
    [] Other - $500
    Total: $3870
    did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [x] Nope - $1000
    [] some- $750
    Total: $4870
    whats yours?
    nmq/nmf

  15. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 5:34am UTC
    i swear im not good enough for my MUM. try do her a favour and do her washing and all i get as a thanks is whinging and b!tching about the creases. dont think im doing her any more favours.

  16. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 5:11am UTC
    saw one of my best friends looking at my boyfriend the other day, (not in a 'just a friends' way), better not try anything or s#!+$ gunna hit the fan!!

  17. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    I LOVE YOU.R HAIIR <3

  18. crazyinlove69 crazyinlove69
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    hey im new can people follow me?? thanks

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