Boink_Tastic posted a quote
May 19, 2011 8:31pm UTC
Easiest ways to die: Smoke a cigar daily: { You'll die 10 years early. } Drink a beer daily: { You'll die 30 years early. } Love someone who doesn't love you: { You'll die daily. } Worse Than Ever.
My best friend told my boyfriend "you break her heart; I break your face" >>He dumped me 2 days ago<< Guess who has a broken nose, 2 black eyes, 2 fat lips, and a concussion..? yeah; she wasn't kidding.
boycrazyhoe posted a quote
May 19, 2011 2:36pm UTC
Washing Machine: I want you inside me. I want to get you wet. Clothes: Thats hot. I want you to toss me around, i'm so dirty. Washing Machine: I like dirty.
*Looking at peoples pictures on facebook* >>Put some clothes on >>You look like a hippy duck >>Nice toilet in the background >>That's a lovely picture of your eye. >> Stop flipping off the camera >>Would you mind getting clothes that fit you, next time? >>You look constipated >>Please don't like your own photo >>Stop humping the sink firnatcredit ti wuttygirl2010 re-do of my old quote