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  1. crazyy4me crazyy4me
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Facebook Status
    Relationship
    Fave if you're Single
    Comment if you're In a Relationship With and Who?

  2. Boink_Tastic Boink_Tastic
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    Easiest ways to die:
    Smoke a cigar daily:
    { You'll die 10 years early. }
    Drink a beer daily:
    { You'll die 30 years early. }
    Love someone who doesn't love you:
    { You'll die daily. }
    Worse Than Ever.

  3. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 1:58pm UTC
    Somebody should sue Disney
    for making every girl believe she has a prince charming.

  4. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    she was looking for love
    he was looking for fun.
    boys and mascara
    Always run.

  5. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #186
    Katy Perry recently said that Justin is
    "every girls teenage dream."

  6. TeAmo143x TeAmo143x
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    My best friend told my boyfriend
    "you break her heart; I break your face"
    >>He dumped me 2 days ago<<
    Guess who has a broken nose,
    2 black eyes,
    2 fat lips,
    and a concussion..?
    yeah;
    she wasn't kidding.

  7. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 3:28pm UTC
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  8. MizzBlush_x MizzBlush_x
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 11:42am UTC
    He de-activated his Facebook
    who's Facebook do i stalk now?

  9. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #185
    Justin thinks that his haters actually love him
    because they spend so much time on him.

  10. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #184
    Justin used to get bullied at school and would
    pretend to be sick so he could skip school.

  11. chels_xo chels_xo
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    CURRENT STATUS:
    standing on a line between giving
    up and seeing how much more I can take.

  12. crazychickee17 crazychickee17
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 12:10pm UTC
    hey, i'm a random windstorm
    shakey shakey

  13. greenotter7 greenotter7
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    Dear Teacher,
    Could you maybe NOT bend over to help the kid next to me?
    Sincerely,
    Student who doesn't want your butt in my face

  14. XOandrea257 XOandrea257
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 2:28pm UTC
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  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥
    somewhere between the laughs, short walks,the stupid little fights and your lame jokes
    i fell in love
    ♥♥♥

  16. AmberMariexo AmberMariexo
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    When guys stretch
    a n d t h e i r s h i r t s r i d e u p s o y o u c a n s e e t h e i r b o x e r s .

  17. boycrazyhoe boycrazyhoe
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    Washing Machine: I want you inside me. I want to get you wet.
    Clothes: Thats hot. I want you to toss me around, i'm so dirty.
    Washing Machine: I like dirty.

  18. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    can't you see?
    SHE'S COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH YOU. ♥

  19. _Rhi_ _Rhi_
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 12:10pm UTC
    Rebecca Black: yay i'm getting to make an album!
    247,583,395,382 people dislike this.
    -not my format-
    nmf-

  20. caseygracie123 caseygracie123
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 11:53am UTC
    *Looking at peoples pictures on facebook*
    >>Put some clothes on
    >>You look like a hippy duck
    >>Nice toilet in the background
    >>That's a lovely picture of your eye.
    >> Stop flipping off the camera
    >>Would you mind getting clothes that fit you, next time?
    >>You look constipated
    >>Please don't like your own photo
    >>Stop humping the sink
    firnatcredit ti wuttygirl2010
    re-do of my old quote

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