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  1. youmeandthestars youmeandthestars
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    i honestly doubt anyone will fave this .why? its not funny. nope. its not pretty. nope. its nothing to a lot of these witty people now. and that saddest part is. noone is reading this.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. xXxrhiannonxXx xXxrhiannonxXx
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    There is great need for a sarcasm font.

  4. manSlaughterhahagetit manSlaughterhahagetit
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    DUDE,SERIOUSLY...

  5. booptheloop booptheloop
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 6:04am UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!
    scary right?

  6. booptheloop booptheloop
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    That Annoying Moment#2
    When you fail at something in front of the boy you like....
    Happened to me today...

  7. vinalbaby5597 vinalbaby5597
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    Got a Problem?...Solve It.
    Think I'm Trippin'?...Tie My Shoe.
    Cant Stand Me?...Sit Down.
    Cant Face Me?...Turn Around.
    Think I'm a Toy?...Just Try Me.
    ...Think I'm Ugly?...Don't Look At Me.
    Don't Like My Style?...Don't Like Yours.
    Don't Judge Me... If You Don't Know Me.
    You Think You Know... But You Have No Idea!

  8. itsforJosie810 itsforJosie810
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    Everything I do,
    i do it big.
    [nmq/nmf]

  9. britLove britLove
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:45pm UTC
    What is the biggest similarity between
    Fish and Women?
    both are attracted to shiny things..

  10. xxleobaby17xx xxleobaby17xx
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:45pm UTC
    Dear Summer 2011,Can you slow down you are going wayyyy too fast and also can you PLEASE NOT end? You are way too much fun <3Sincerely, the world :/

  11. LovelyCraze LovelyCraze
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:45pm UTC
    Don't Live And Regret It
    - Bubble Boy ♥

  12. LoVeMeHaTeMe14 LoVeMeHaTeMe14
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:45pm UTC
    1- You dont know me
    &
    2-You dont know me

  13. ihatejockers11 ihatejockers11
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:45pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. Tiaanaaxox Tiaanaaxox
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    Things Actually Said #5
    him; "You know that was pointless;
    the end. Do you really think I'd leave
    you? You're my princess."
    - ♥-

  15. ilovewhoYOUU ilovewhoYOUU
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    August Already?
    23 Days left
    Of Summer of 2O11
    lets make it last♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. im_forever_alone im_forever_alone
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    i am not here because Dr. King had a dream
    or because Albert Einstein said to always look ahead
    or because Winston Churchill said to never never never give up
    or even because Justin Bieber said never say never
    i am here because of you. im here because every time i see you my heart beats faster. im here because you don't let go of my heart its stuck on you like glue im here because you told me to never give up on life because you told me that there is more to life im here because i love you and i dont care what anyone els says <3

  18. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:41pm UTC
    when life gives you lemons, make orange juice. (or chocolate milk)

  19. lynzxoxo lynzxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:42pm UTC
    don't tell me the skys the limit when there's foot prints on the moon ;-*

  20. f_o_r_g_i_v_e f_o_r_g_i_v_e
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:42pm UTC
    When you judge someone
    it doesn't say anything about them, but everything
    about you

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