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June 15, 2011 9:05pm UTC

The awkward moment when you look up at him,
then he looks up at you..
and it looks like you were staring the
whole time..

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crayonsmoker
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June 11, 2011 5:51pm UTC

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crayonsmoker
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June 11, 2011 5:37pm UTC

"GASP!
He touched the butt!"
-Nemo

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crayonsmoker
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June 10, 2011 11:00pm UTC

Coming up with something totally random and thinking "I'm gonna put that on witty profiles!" and then getting here and suffering a total brain fart.

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crayonsmoker
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June 6, 2011 11:21am UTC

But there's a side, to you, that i never knew, never knew..
All the things you'd say, they were never true never true..
And the games, you'd play, you would always win always win..
But I set fire to the rain.
-Adele

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crayonsmoker
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June 3, 2011 2:32pm UTC

I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing...
Just prayin' to a God that I don't believe in...

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crayonsmoker
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June 1, 2011 10:35am UTC

sitting here suffering through ten-minute speeches.... oh the joys of english class:(

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May 30, 2011 5:42pm UTC

A white man said, “Colored people are not allowed here.” The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: “Listen sir….when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I’m sick I’m BLACK. When I go in the sun I’m BLACK. When I’m cold I’m BLACK. When I die I’ll be BLACK. But you sir, when you are born you’re PINK. When you grow up you’re WHITE. When you’re sick, you’re GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you’re cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?” The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away…

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May 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC

¢αℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση’т мαкє уσυ REAL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє DUMB ωση’т мαкє уσυ SMART,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση’т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
¢αℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση’т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
¢αℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση’т мαкє уσυ NICE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση’т мαкє уσυ COOL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє NERDY ωση’т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
¢αℓℓιηg мє GAY ωση’т мαкє уσυ STRAIGHT,
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя…………………… ………؟
єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg YOU

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May 5, 2011 5:52pm UTC

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt by the heart.
-Helen Keller

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May 4, 2011 4:08pm UTC

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crayonsmoker
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April 17, 2011 9:27pm UTC

Ok people-someone please tell me how the hell i can make my thingies fancy too! (IM SERIOUS!) This is the only thing i can do :(

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crayonsmoker
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April 6, 2011 5:44pm UTC

Todays lesson; DO NOT LOSE YOUR PEN!
no pen=no notes
no notes=failure
failure=no diploma
no diploma=no job
no job=no money
no money=no food
no food=starvation
starvation=skinny
skinny=no love
no love=depression
depression=suicide
So there you go. DO NOT LOSE YOUR PEN!

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crayonsmoker
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April 6, 2011 1:59pm UTC

Don't you hate it when you really have to pee, and someone makes you laugh? ..:(

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