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xEmily13x
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July 16, 2011 7:36pm UTC

Do you know turtle's only weakness?
Uhh... their slowness?
No..if they roll on their backs they can't roll back.
So..if you tape to turtles together they'd be unstoppable, right?
OMG.
BRB.

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OMGIMATACO
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July 16, 2011 5:26pm UTC

look to your left ~~~~~~> you failed.

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OMGIMATACO
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July 16, 2011 7:04pm UTC

Psychological fact
When a guy is attracted to you, he unintentionally flares his nostrils.♥
nmf;

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dancer4eva7
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July 16, 2011 6:00pm UTC

I will never understand love. Even though I'm over my head, I will never understand why you love me. Thank you for loving me even though I'm negative, unhappy, and disbelieving. I love you too.
Thank you for reading this if you actually read the whole thing. I can't tell anyone anymore because I get sighed at and they just shake there head.

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amandaaax3
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July 16, 2011 6:01pm UTC

Too all my haters out there.
i just thought i'd let you know...
i'm typing this with my middle finger
♥
all mine. no jocking please.
format credit to whomever

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lalatokyo
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July 13, 2011 12:55am UTC

Guns don't kill people,
dads with pretty daughters do.

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PlanetCoolKids
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July 13, 2011 12:56am UTC

Dear Teenagers,
How would you like it if someone
turned you on, then left?
Sincerely Light Bulbs.

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Connieeeex3
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July 12, 2011 11:16pm UTC

'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling.
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last
I need you in my life.

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ilovetolove
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July 9, 2011 3:18pm UTC

hey you, you with the big grin on your face
he's gonna brake your h e a r t.

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eminemswifeyy
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July 9, 2011 3:15pm UTC

honey , i dont buy history.
b**ch i make ittt(;

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July 9, 2011 3:15pm UTC

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Izzy10bella
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July 9, 2011 3:14pm UTC

DUDE!
i hate it when i'm painting my nails and my left hand looks absolutely perfect then i go on to my right hand and when i am done with it, it looks like 294723587205702 and is all messed up and ahhhhh! :/

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