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  1. b1air b1air
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    Girls play hard to get because
    boys play hard to keep.\\
    b1air
    idk if this quote's up here already

  2. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 12:01pm UTC
    Waking up,
    And reading the top quotes like it's the morning paper. ♥

  3. daniixoxo32 daniixoxo32
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 12:21am UTC
    Boy: I'm rich, you jealous?
    Girl: You're only rich because your parents sued the condom factory for their mistake.

  4. dinicolasports dinicolasports
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 1:52am UTC
    i wish i could see
    myself from a
    boy's perspective. ♥

  5. getreal502 getreal502
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    If Witty had a summer camp
    We would stay up until 3 am every night around the campfire,
    spilling on our latest sob stories.
    We would wake up late every morning, to Steve, our camp director making us breakfast(;
    James Brass would probably show up, but we'd just throw water balloons at him to chase him away.
    The girls we share a cabin with would be the ones that can relate to you the most.
    We'd all stay up together, prankcalling every boy that's broken a heart.
    What's a summer without swimming?
    There'd be a huge pond, and every girl would feel comfortable in their bathing suit. They wouldnt have to worry about how "fat" they look, or if they forgot to shave, because nobody would care.
    All the girls would go natural. No makeup. Nobody to impress.
    This camp would be filled with thousands of b e a u t i f u l girls.
    It'd be a place where you be yourself and noone else.
    You would never be judged.
    When the summer's over, it'd be filled with tears.
    We'd all stay in contact though.
    Just one big, happy, witty family.
    & We'd all be waiting for next year.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    honey, when i was your age
    it was sabrina the teenage witch,
    not hannah montana.
    it was jesse mccartney, not justin bieber.
    it was cookie monster, not veggie monster.
    it was drake & josh, not bucket & skinner.
    it was crazy steve, not spencer.
    it was megan, not carly.
    it was webkinz, not zhu zhu pets.
    it was gameboys&d.s.'s, not cellphones and ipods.
    it was curly hair, notstraight.
    pink was the cool color, not purple.
    zack and cody lived in a hotel, not on a cruise ship.
    we listened to lizzie mcguire, not lil wayne.
    we loved our mom & dad, not our boyfriend.
    boys had cooties, not std's.
    we played m.a.s.h., not spin the bottle.
    we drank juice, not beer.
    Damn, I miss the old days.

  8. sabriina430 sabriina430
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    That awkward
    moment when;; <3 <3
    you have to tell someone your being sarcastic..

  9. sabriina430 sabriina430
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    Ha its funny
    you think your cool.

  10. sabriina430 sabriina430
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    .B*tch please i can destroy you.
    :DD

  11. coolcare02 coolcare02
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    We fight like a married couple;
    We talk like best friends;
    We flirt like first loves;
    Protect each other like brother and sister;
    Obviously, it's meant to be</3

  12. coolcare02 coolcare02
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    >>I think<< Taylor Swift stole my diary...

  13. coolcare02 coolcare02
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    I've always wanted a boyfriend that,
    Tells me how much he loves me;
    Couldn't go a day without me;
    Never let's go of my hugs;
    Texts me just to let me know he misses me;
    && tell's me how I'm on his mind 24/7
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Fave if you looked at the hearts or the hearts

  14. coolcare02 coolcare02
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 8:41am UTC
    I'm j e a l o u s for every girl that has ever hugged him;
    Because for that short second,
    She held my,
    E N T I R E W O R L D

  15. coolcare02 coolcare02
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 10:02am UTC
    Your like my favorite song on the
    Radio
    Radio
    Radio
    I could listen to you all day;
    Your like a music video
    Video
    Vi-Vi-Video
    Video
    I could look at you all day;
    You make me do my two step
    All
    Day
    You keep me lookin' proud for you
    A L L D A Y
    ~Cody Simpson~

  16. xJustadream xJustadream
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    Dear Rebecca Black,
    That's how you sing about fridays.
    ♥ Katy Perry

  17. xoxoballiinn16 xoxoballiinn16
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    "All you do is sit on that computer"
    Lies. I sit on the chair.

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    ◄☻►
    Whenever someone asks me to recommend a movie
    I suddenly forget every movie ever made

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    Sucking a cup to your face
    And then panicking because it won't come off.

  20. fairytaledreamer fairytaledreamer
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    Drake and Josh:
    'Headaches! You give me headaches!'
    fave if you can imagine who said this;
    comment their name!

:)

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