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1. courteney_ann
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 8:43pm UTC
   Like if single
   Comment "<3" if your in a relationship.
   
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2. courteney_ann
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   June 17, 2012 12:31pm UTC
   its not that i hate you.
   its just if killing people were legal.
   you'd be dead by now.
   
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3. courteney_ann
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 12:16pm UTC
   your like a penny.
   two-faced and worthless.
   
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4. courteney_ann
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2012 10:18pm UTC
   2010: your cool if you
   have silly bands
   2011: planking is boss
   2012: HEY!
   Let's all go choke
   on cinnamon!
   NOT MY FORMAT
   
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5. courteney_ann
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2012 10:09pm UTC
   If money was actually grown on trees ; girls wouldent mind dating monkeys (;
   
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6. courteney_ann
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   June 11, 2012 10:04pm UTC
   I wish memories were like text messages, delete the ones i hate and save the ones i love♥
   
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7. courteney_ann
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   June 11, 2012 9:00pm UTC
   most mothers eat with spoons and forks, and they feed their babies with small spoons and forks. chinese mothers eat with chopsticks, so what do they feed their babies with... CHOPSTICKS? most mothers eat with spoons and forks.
   so they must feed their babies with little spoons and forks.
   chinese mothers eat with chopsticks.
   so what do they feed their babies with?
   TOOTHPICKS?
   
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