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country_girl18

1. country_girl18
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2011 10:37am UTC
   Guy: I'm not sure about the whole twin thing.
   Me: Why not?
   Guy: I got in trouble and there was just one of you. I'd be in real big trouble if there were two.
   Me: Is that a good thing?
   Guy: Well, I guess you can take it as me saying you're attractive, but I like my marriage. So, it's a good thing there aren't two of you.
   
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2. country_girl18
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2011 10:13am UTC
   Statistics say that the first person
   you think of when you wake up
   will either cause you pain or love.
   Who else knows if they're going to have
   a good day or bad day by knowing who
   they thought of first?
   
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3. country_girl18
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2011 10:37pm UTC
   Write a story in 6 words:
   Girl fell in love, boy left.
   
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4. country_girl18
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2011 10:26pm UTC
   I live in the city
   but don't fit in.
   
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5. country_girl18
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2011 9:04pm UTC
   "I mean really, what's the point in putting something in your mouth if you're not going to chew it?"
   Lord, I LOVE the dirt road parties we have.
   
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6. country_girl18
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2011 8:53pm UTC
   That Feeling You Get
   when you're scratching an ant bite to the point where it hurts, but feels SO good since it's not itching
   <3
   
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7. country_girl18
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   September 7, 2011 8:48pm UTC
   "I'll always love you because you were my first love. No matter who I'm with or how stupid I'm being..I'll always love you."
   Even though you've hurt me the most out of all the guys, I hope that what you said was true, because the same goes for you.
   
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8. country_girl18
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   September 7, 2011 8:37pm UTC
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9. country_girl18
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   September 7, 2011 3:40pm UTC
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10. country_girl18
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    September 7, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    vicki_lynn93
    and
    fire_fighter90
    make the cutest couple on witty!
    Fave if you agree.
    
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11. country_girl18
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    September 7, 2011 1:01pm UTC
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12. country_girl18
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    September 7, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    Only I would get a ticket for driving a golf cart and looking under the age of 16.
    
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