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corymonteith29

1. corymonteith29
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   November 13, 2011 3:47pm UTC
   Who remebers when;
   TEENNICK was NICK GAS.
   
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2. corymonteith29
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   November 12, 2011 11:00pm UTC
   And who else;
   Thinks when the monopoly man was younger, he was the pringles guy.
   
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3. corymonteith29
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   November 7, 2011 10:17pm UTC
   Beautiful girls, all over the world, I could be chasing but my time would be wasted, they got NOTHING ON YOU BABY♥ -Bruno Mars
   
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4. corymonteith29
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   November 5, 2011 8:51pm UTC
   Justin Bieber was asked how important education was to him. His response: "School sucks man."THATS MY BOY♥
   
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5. corymonteith29
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   November 5, 2011 12:52pm UTC
   emily is cool. she's my bestfriend. she's the one i can't live without. fave if you have that friend you cannot live without. then, make a quote about them♥
   
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6. corymonteith29
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   November 3, 2011 9:50pm UTC
   Whats that. A hat. A crazy funky junky hat. Overslept. Hairs unslightly. Tryna look like Kiera Knightly. We been there, we done that, we see right throught your funky hat.
   THE GOOD OL DAYS ON WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE <3
   
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7. corymonteith29
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   November 3, 2011 5:12pm UTC
   Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea, but I couldn’t change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn’t want my arms to get cold…
   
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8. corymonteith29
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   November 3, 2011 4:57pm UTC
   You would...
   
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9. corymonteith29
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   October 23, 2011 3:21pm UTC
   Parents: YOU GOT A 50 ON THIS TEST?!?!!Me: You know what everyone else got...like a 20....kinnawhoops.
   
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10. corymonteith29
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    October 22, 2011 11:03pm UTC
    What if they get a divorce.
    
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11. corymonteith29
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    October 16, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    and sometimesI JUST FEEL LIKE IM BEING REPLACED</3
    
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12. corymonteith29
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    October 14, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    Your the friend;Who I know will be my shoulder to cry on♥
    
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13. corymonteith29
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    October 13, 2011 10:28pm UTC
    You go Glen Coco!
    Fav if you know what im talkin bout :)
    
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14. corymonteith29
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    October 13, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    Im done with;
    The lying, the pain, the betrayal, the fights, and the tears.
    
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15. corymonteith29
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    October 12, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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16. corymonteith29
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    October 11, 2011 10:54am UTC
    After ten years of therapy my therapist said something that brought tears to my eyes.
    "No hablo ingles."
    
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17. corymonteith29
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    October 8, 2011 2:11pm UTC
    Keaton : Have you ever heard Bailey yell at the computer?
    Em: no..
    Me: U STUPID COMPUTER I HATE U!!!! (not hearing there conversation)
    Keaton: there it is.
    Fail.
    
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18. corymonteith29
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    October 7, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    My new theme song:
    IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT.
    
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19. corymonteith29
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    October 4, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    And I'm just starting to feel like we put last year on REPLAY.
    
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20. corymonteith29
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    September 25, 2011 11:03am UTC
    Have you ever wanted to;see what your friends would do if you died?
    
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