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coolness22

1. coolness22
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2011 1:17pm UTC
   Pickup line #2
   was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
   
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2. coolness22
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   June 5, 2011 1:13pm UTC
   Pickup line #1
   I think theres something wrong with my phone...your number doesn't seem to be in it. ;)
   
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3. coolness22
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   April 29, 2011 11:12pm UTC
   Float like a butterfly. Sting like a bee.
   
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4. coolness22
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   April 29, 2011 11:08pm UTC
   if a guy can sing and play guitar...I'm in love.
   
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5. coolness22
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   April 29, 2011 11:03pm UTC
   dear girls with fake tans,
   I don't know if you have noticed this yet. but everybody makes fun of you...
   love,
   All the girls who have normal skin colors.
   
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6. coolness22
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   April 29, 2011 10:56pm UTC
   I hate when...
   people are too scared to say things to my face, so they say it behind my back. its like MAN UP B*TCH!
   
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7. coolness22
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   April 29, 2011 10:52pm UTC
   I hate when...
   I'm standing in the mirror at school admiring my hair or makeup and then some REALLY pretty girl is standing next to me and it ruins the moment.
   
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8. coolness22
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   April 29, 2011 10:48pm UTC
   I hate when...
   teachers talk really loud in the mornings and your still like half asleep.
   
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9. coolness22
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   April 29, 2011 10:43pm UTC
   B*tch, Please.
   
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10. coolness22
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    April 29, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Taylor Swift predicts every girls life.<3
    
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11. coolness22
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    April 29, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    all girls are either fake, bitchy, rude or only want to start fights with you. This is why guys are fun to be with..
    
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12. coolness22
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    April 29, 2011 6:50pm UTC
    you are so hot, you could make the devil sweat.(;
    
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13. coolness22
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    April 29, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    Excuse me, I'm lost. can you give me directions to your house?(:
    
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14. coolness22
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    April 29, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    if yo momma cant do it, then you cant do it.
    
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