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What up?

I'm Dory, a really hyper and kinda dumb person. XD My birthday's June 26th and... yeah... sorry about the lameness of this bio. 

I play soccer, volleyball, basketball, tennis, and I really love surfing, though I'm really not good at it. XD I go to J.T. Moore which most of you probably haven't heard of. It's probably the saddest school known to man. It looks like a prison and truth-be-told, it might as well be one. Though the teachers are fun, they really don't teach anything well, which I can't complain about. It's fun to be with my besties though. ^__^


Anyway! I want to be a lawyer, which is really random, but my friends and I sorta resolve our problems with a "court room" method, therefore if we ever fight, we'll take sides and usually we all end up laughing in the end. Though I know this won't be what real court is like, it's sounds really fun to me. I also wanna be an author on the side. I've always loved writing, but I definitely wouldn't want it as a main job.

That's basically all. XD Yeah, pretty boring, but it's a good life. ^^ 
  1. commonrain commonrain
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity,
    they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

  2. commonrain commonrain
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns
    that 'individuality' is the key to success.

  3. commonrain commonrain
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 1:22pm UTC
    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep --
    not screaming, like the passengers in his car

  4. commonrain commonrain
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    Regular naps prevent old age...
    especially if you take them while driving.

  5. commonrain commonrain
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
    because the average man can see better than he can think.

  6. commonrain commonrain
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 1:41pm UTC
    Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself,
    where the heck is the ceiling?

:)

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