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  1. BreeVee BreeVee
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    Facebook Mobile
    or as it should be called.. walk-n-stalk

  2. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 3:36pm UTC
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  3. poppinghearts poppinghearts
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 4:17pm UTC
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  4. chels_xo chels_xo
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    What happens when
    He's your Romeo
    But you're not
    His Juliet?

  5. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    Being Paranoid That
    your teacher is going to hunt you down n e x t y e a r
    & haunt you for the damage you did to your textbook

  6. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.


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  9. LoveByWhisper LoveByWhisper
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    WORST MOMENTS EVER #12
    When you are at a sleepover, and you wake up before the other person.

  10. laurenluvsyou11 laurenluvsyou11
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 11:28pm UTC
    and we all have those epic inside jokes with our bestfriends that only we can understand
    n m f

  11. lilmisskristin lilmisskristin
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    So there's this guy...

  12. alejandrasweetheart alejandrasweetheart
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    That fish
    from Finding Nemo
    that's obsessed with bubbles♥
    not my format;

  13. saraah14 saraah14
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    reasons i want to
    be a seahorse:
    the males get pregnant
    they hold tails with their mate when they find them
    they stay with that mate for the rest of their lives
    when their mate dies, they die too
    the male gets pregnant
    the guy gets pregnant
    the dude gets pregnant
    someone other than the female endures pain
    the guy gets pregnant
    the male becomes impregnated

  14. xoxoChristina xoxoChristina
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    ;)
    That accidental wink that makes what you just wrote look
    extremely sexual.
    not my quote//format

  15. maybaby12 maybaby12
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    Top 10 most painful
    things for a girl:
    #10. Biting you lip
    #9. Being Sick on Spirit Week.
    #8. thinking you have a top quote, &
    seeing it only get 11 favorites.
    #7. When you're bra is 2 sizes too small.
    #6. When you're thumbs are so sore you
    can't text.
    #5. Gym class.
    #4. Losing a pet.
    #3. Losing a family member.
    #2. Love.
    #1. Being elbowed in the boob. (:


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  17. softballdommie softballdommie
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    sometimes i wish
    that you would pay more attention to
    my favorite songs,
    because the lyrics they sing are the words
    i'm too scared to say.

  18. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    Trying to make a joke when
    you're talking to a person you don't really know but then it gets awkward because she
    doesn't understand your humor...


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  20. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 6:43pm UTC
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