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  1. xoxpaigexox3 xoxpaigexox3
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    heeeey,♥
    so i know this is really annoying, i hate asking for faves but, this is legit.
    so i'm talking to my boyfriend and i told him to make me a sandwich next time i come over & i'll play cod, he said no. he knows about witty, so i told him to pick a number 1-599, he picked 499.
    so if this gets 499 faves or more he'll make me a sandwich while i play cod & kill him,♥
    help me out?(:

  2. rissa0o0o rissa0o0o
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    My mom says if i get 300 favs, she will let
    me get my belly button pierced!
    lehhhhhgooooo.

  3. LoveSickCrackheaad LoveSickCrackheaad
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 6:51pm UTC
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    hey wittians. My name is Jamie and im a thirteen year old girl. My dad gets really stressed out and when he does he smokes. i really begged him to stop & when i was 9 the only think i wanted for my birthday was for him to not smoke, not the usual "pony, dolls &toys" so i was talking to my dad, explaining witty and how people use witty to get their parents to stop smoking, giving away their pets. ect. i was also explaining how it is very hard to get more than 100 favorites. He agreed that if i got 2 5 0 favorites he would quit forever.
    Please witty sisters, help save my dad from cancer<3
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  4. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
    He opens the door and see's a snail on the porch. He picks it up and throws it as far as he
    can. 3 years later, there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.
    The snail was like
    "What the hell
    was that
    about?"


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  6. colormekalea2 colormekalea2
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    I was fifteen when I had my daughter, a month before my sixteenth birthday.
    Now Its a month before my seventeenth birthday, and she's a year old.
    This last year has been hard, but its been worth it.
    Don't look down on teen moms just because we made a mistake.
    Because that mistake, is the best thing to ever happen to us.

  7. maddieagle98 maddieagle98
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    fave this quote...
    and i will fave 10 of your quotes,
    fave&comment&i will follow you,
    and comment on your profile.

  8. MusicGurl1995 MusicGurl1995
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    July 27, 2011 8:04pm UTC
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    If witty was a real job , would you work here ? ;
    favorite if you would work here ;
    comment if you wouldn't .


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  10. chloexxkrystyna chloexxkrystyna
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    A thousand miles seems pretty far,
    But they've got planes and trains and cars.
    I'd walk to you if I had no other way.

  12. kristenn_x kristenn_x
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    god gave me you for the ups and downs. ♥
    not my format


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  16. fuckkkyeahhh fuckkkyeahhh
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 2:11pm UTC
    top 20 prettiest girls on witty.
    week 2
    (this is not in any special order.)
    xoxobrookecheer
    Believe_it_or_not
    daNcerXoxO
    J_money
    xokbc123xo
    jlhoover
    xxcaligurlxx3
    carribeanescape
    xxbabiimiikxx
    ProudToBeNerdy
    emiinnerr
    hayleyy
    alejandrasweetheart
    MrsTeeheeX3
    accidentprone15
    WillYouBeMyPrinceCharming
    firepoptart321
    youlovesmk66
    iloveyousophie
    xleahx8
    everygirl i saw was beautiful, if i didn't pick you it's probably because i didn't get a chance to see you or i couldn't see you in your profile picture or i'm saving you for next week. (:
    but, fave this & i will look at you for next week & you can always comment on my profile & i promise to look at you. (:
    & thanks to the girls that helped me.
    - f**kkkyeahhh(:

  17. ashlyn* ashlyn*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    Well, we were playing a game and.... Ah crap, I lost the game.
    The Game.
    (Favorite if you know what it means.)
    :)
    TTTtheaed


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  20. xokirstyleexo3 xokirstyleexo3
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 11:25am UTC
    comment.this.if.you.think.your.beautiful
    but now {♥} fave this if
    you think your not
    *then look at your page for a little message*

:)

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