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colob

1. colob
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2011 6:18pm UTC
   Sorry,
   I'm allergic to Bullsh*t
   ♥
   
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2. colob
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2011 3:56am UTC
   RHINOS
   Are just really fat unicorns
   
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3. colob
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2011 6:53pm UTC
   You Wanna Know What's Beautiful?
   Read the first word again
   ♥
   
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4. colob
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 5:43am UTC
   you can
   turn off the sun
   but i'm still gonna shine
   
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5. colob
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 4:44am UTC
   RememberMe?
   I was the one who loved you
   
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6. colob
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 4:26am UTC
   Thanks For The
   Bullsh*t Memories
   
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7. colob
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 4:06am UTC
   Don't Take Revenge
   Show Them What They're Missing
   ♥
   
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8. colob
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2011 6:55pm UTC
   I love to say:
   Oh my God, DON'T. MOVE.
   Just To See People's Reactions
   ♥
   
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9. colob
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2011 5:32pm UTC
   Yes my little brothers annoy the hell out of me...
   But If You Hurt One Of Them, You're Dead
   
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10. colob
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    Sometimes, the smallest things take up the most room in your Heart
    ♥ Winnie The Pooh
    
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11. colob
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    i get Jealous
    of every girl that hugs him,
    because for that short second...
    SHE HELD MY
    entire world in her arms
    
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12. colob
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    I'm Done
    I'm done hoping you'll text back
    I'm done crying myself to sleep at night
    I'm done trying to hold us together
    I'm done wishing you'll come back
    Your NotWorth It Anymore
    
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13. colob
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    I'd Shoot For
    The Moon
    But I'm Too Busy Gazing At Stars ♡
    
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14. colob
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 2:47am UTC
    Silence Is
    Golden...
    But Duct Tape Is Silver(:
    
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15. colob
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 11:50pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When you're at your friends house
    And their parents are yelling at them
    So you just go and pet the dog(:
    H
    
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16. colob
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    eXCUSE ME
    I'm Sorry
    I'm really such a lady
    
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17. colob
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    Stupid Question #1
    Can I ask you a question?
    Did you give me a choice?
    
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18. colob
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    Everything is funnier when you
    aren't allowed to
    laugh(:
    
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19. colob
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    thERE'S A DOUBLE DOOR,
    yOU PUSH THEM BOTH OPEN AT ONCE AND WALK THROUGH THE MIDDLE
    LIKE A BOSS
    
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20. colob
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 9:28pm UTC
    ♥ Don't Let Anyone
    dream for you
    
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