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collieluvr
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November 22, 2011 4:38pm UTC

something happened to me today
thats NEVER happen before...
witty told me "Too many witty people are doing witty things. Check the facebook page,"
but... I'm a witty person too!!!! don't u care about ME!?
:P u witty!!!!

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collieluvr
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October 19, 2011 3:57pm UTC

Yesterday night i was texted my friend and this was texting my best friend. Here's the conversation:
Friend: I'm texting the awesomeist person ever!!!
Me: AWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thx!!!!!
Friend: No not u! im texting myself!
Me: ...

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collieluvr
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October 8, 2011 7:52pm UTC

say ur crush name 6 time.
now make a wish
whats more important love or ten million dollars
wish again love or money
now post this in 60 sec
and you will have an unexpected convo with your crush

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collieluvr
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October 3, 2011 9:01pm UTC

I own:
[ ] hair straightener
[ ] curling iron
[ ] mousse
[x] hairspray
[x] gel
[x] other sprays
[x] bobby pins
[x] hair clips
[x] hair ties
[x] round barrel brush
[x] blow dryer
[x] mirror
[ ] I have dyed my hair
[] I have/had highlights
TOTAL: 9
Eyes:
[x] black eyeliner
[x] other color eyeliner
[x] eye shadow
[x] mascara
[ ] fake eyelashes
[x] eyelash curler
[ ] eye shimmer
[ ] contacts
[ ] stunna shades
[x] eye makeup remover
TOTAL: 6
Lips/Teeth:
[x] clear lip gloss
[x] red or pink lip gloss
[x] lipstick
[x] chap stick
[ ] lip plumper
[ ] electric toothbrush
[ ] teeth whitener
[x] more than 15 lip glosses
[x] toothpaste
TOTAL: 6
Complexion/Overall Face:
[x] blush
[ ] moisturizer
[x] face wash
[] bronzer
[x] makeup remover
[x] face wipes
[x] powder
[x] cover up
TOTAL: 6
Nails:
[x]nail polish/varnish
[x] filer
[x] nail clipper
[x] nail buffer
[ ] cuticle remover
[ ] nail hardener
[x] nail brush
[x] fake nails
[ ] nail scissors
TOTAL: 6
OVERALL TOTAL: 33
Now multiply your number by 2
Then repost as I am 66% obsessed with my looks.

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collieluvr
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October 3, 2011 5:43pm UTC

Why boys like Girls...
Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you
i got this from some one on here i loved it so her you go
Im gonna see if this works. >:] If it does, VICTORY!!!

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collieluvr
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October 3, 2011 5:11pm UTC

need help!!!!!!!!! ok, so there is this reallyyyyyy annoying girl who always hangs around me and my friends and she thinks we are her best friends and everything. I don't want to be mean or anything, so what should i do!?

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collieluvr
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September 29, 2011 4:33pm UTC

Heres what happened at the end of my english class yesterday:
So, i was talking to my friend and i asked her what day it is (im so 4getful!)
"Hump day," she says
"what!?"
"It's hump day!"
"what!?
"It's hump day!"
"what!?!?!?!?!?"
"its hump day!"
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?"
"its wednesday." then she asks my teacher if she know what hump day is.
my teacher says "Ya, hump day is like a hill in the middle of the week. Get your mind out of the gutter!"
"..."

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collieluvr
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September 29, 2011 4:23pm UTC

Get your mind out of the gutter!!!!!
1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3). What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
6). What does a dog do that you can step into?
7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10). What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Answers: ANSWERS: 1. (talk) 2. (legs) 3. (a twenty dollar bill) 4. (firetruck) 5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt) 6. (pants) 7. (fork) 8. (Almond Joy candy bar) 9. (grit) 10. (last name)
<3 if this was not what u were thinking even though i said get ur mind out of the gutter! :D

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collieluvr
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September 27, 2011 6:51pm UTC

Hilary Duff is PREGNANT.
Wizards of Waverly Place is OVER.
Zack & Cody GRADUATED.
Miley revealed her SECRET.
Voldemort is DEAD.
I guess it's time to grow up... childhood is over :(

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collieluvr
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September 27, 2011 5:48pm UTC

The awkward moment when...
Your in the locker room looking like a fool trying 2 get your stupid skinny jeans off...
just me?

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