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1. collide
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2010 11:21am UTC
   Dear gay men,
   Please stop being so much kinder, funnier, and more attractive than straight men. It's quite depressing.
   Sincerely, all single women.
   
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2. collide
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2010 11:14am UTC
   Dear flat chested girls,
   Don't give up. We exist.
   Sincerely, guys who like girls with small boobs.
   
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3. collide
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2010 11:08am UTC
   Dear you,
   SMILE. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
   Sincerely, me.
   
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4. collide
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2010 11:04am UTC
   Dear Waldo,
   Please return my invisibility cloak ASAP.
   Sincerely, H. Potter.
   
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5. collide
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2010 11:01am UTC
   Dear Buffy,
   We have a new assignment for you. His name is Edward.
   Sincerely, K.
   
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6. collide
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2010 10:59am UTC
   Dear person reading this,
   You're here because you're actively
   procrastinating or avoiding real work,
   aren't you? It's OK...me too.
   Sincerely, I'll work tomorrow.
   
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7. collide
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2010 10:56am UTC
   Dear Titanic,
   OM NOM NOM.
   Sincerely, Iceburg.
   
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8. collide
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2010 11:44am UTC
   BUDDY THE ELF!
   What's your favorite color?
   :]
   
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9. collide
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2010 3:14pm UTC
   smile,
   and the world will smile with you.
   laugh,
   and they'll all think you're on drugs.
   
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10. collide
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 10:36pm UTC
    my parents
    are afraid of the people in
    [[ Hot Topic ]] ;D
    
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11. collide
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 10:21pm UTC
    it'll be funnier
    {[ than a penguin playing a banjo. ]}
    
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12. collide
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 10:10pm UTC
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