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MY HUSBAND IS NIALL HORAN.
(I wish. A girl can dream ok)
NO ONE SHALL STEAL DAT IRISHMAN.
HE'S AMAZINGLY IRISH.
Ok, moving on.

This box is for meh, Emma Also known as fuckface:)
Well, hello.
We are a writing account.
I don't want to put my real account, cause,yano, I have no life !
but my pardner can if she likes.
So, we made this account
to write a story and stuff, obviously.
and if we comment at you, we'll
write our message, then sign it.
Like for me, it's be:

Blahblah, tralala insert message here

~Emma
and so on..

So basically that's about it.
WAIT, i forgot. You want to know about me, don't you, no okay well obviously cause like I said before , no life but I will anyway
Well..
Emma|1000 years old| Living in Narnia, Camp Halfblood, District 2, and at Hogwarts. I know, me so rich xD
I love tacos, ice cream, and a lot of foods.
Do not send me links of yummy food.
I'm on a diet for a reason.
So no, no chocolate for me.
At least not too much.
Ok, er.
Fave colors're black,white,silver,grey,purple, and blood red..
heh. Those colors are why I chose this layout.
I have 4 cats and a dog.
cause YOLO.
I love music, LMFAO is my band.
Even though they're a bit crazy..
wait, I'm crazy.
My friend is Red Foo, I'm Sky Blu.
We is the ultimate fans.
Ok, back on track-
Well, I'm a nice person, but when you send hate I'm not so nice.
and..er.. I will post things later.
And now, the mic goes to Randi.

Ohh, here's the part where I post more things! :D
Well, my favorite number is....i dunno.
I like the number 26.
and 13.
And 69.
26- my birthday (10/26)
13- NIALL'S BIRTHDAY! (9/13)
69- Dunno, just a nice nombre (if ya know what I mean)
Well, erm.
Minecraft rocks.
PC AND XBOX VERSON.
I love my dog.
He's amazayn.
And One Direction ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
FIVE HEARTS FOR 5 EUROPIAN HOMOSEXUALS!
Okay, erm, Yeah.

This box is waiting for Randi :)
& RANDI'S HERE BBY. But you can call me Cum-filled- dickkk loving vagina.

ok well unlike my pardner idc if you know my real account lol
it's that_awesome_girl

kay well I'm 12, i live in Illinois, and yeah Harry Styles is my husband & it's illegal to cheat on your wife so don't even try girls (;

well my favorite color is green, my favorite food is tacos, & i love to write

which just might be why i made this account with em (:

MY SIGNATURE WILL BE

♥ - Randi

I'm nice too but if you're mean then I'll piss on you.
Not like, pee on you, but, get pissed off ok stop being a child.

MY FAVORITE NUMBER IS 69.
JK IT'S 23.

ok well... yeah if you want to know anything else i guess you can ask but you probably won't cuz you probably don't care lol
ok bye

*doesn't know where to put the mic so i drop it on the ground & run away*

Emma here.
Ugh, Randi!
*picks up mic and puts it on stand*
Really?
*Rolls eyes*

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July 6, 2012 10:47pm UTC

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The Switching of The Anscestors
Chapter 5 xD
At around 3 the next day, I see Michael walking towards me, but looking at his phone. I fix my boobs and my hair. Right after I'm done, he looks up. "Daaamn, girl. You look good." he shouts. Everyone stares. I blush. He smiles. I look down at my black 4-inch heels, high-wasit skirt, skin-tight longsleeve cheeta-print top, black earrings (triple pierce, cartilage too), and my lip,tongue,nose, cheek, and top-nasal piercings filled in gold studs. "Thanks. But you look HOTTER." I yell, to embarras him back.
Everyone takes in his skinny dark-wash jeans, black-skull polo, and green converse. Also the piercings, mostly I don't know the name of, on his face. Natasha mouths "NICE ONE!" across the room to me. I get up and take his hand. We walk out of the schoolyard.
When we get to his car, I see it's an old rusty truck. "Niiice. What is it? A 1930?" I smirk. "Aye. My friend's borrowing my real car. This, is my cousins..." he says. We get in. Deciding to be a flirt, I get in the middle instead of the other side. He smiles, and tries to do the eyebrow move. He fails, epically. His brown piercing hurts him and he groans. "Ugh, I hate new piercings. Only 3 months old." He states. I nod and say "I know the feeling. So, where's your house?" I ask. "The Ernat residance," he proudly smirks, "Is located in a forest." I nod and we finally pull out.
When the truck stops, we visciously make out. For about 10 minutes, until my phone breaks the silence, and both of us groan. We shouldn't have had out toungue and lip studs in. Ouch.
New text message from- Mom.
WHERE ARE YOU, KARINA ASHTON?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME AN HOUR AGO!
Me: I'm with my friends. Calm down. I'll be back at 6.
Mom: Fine. DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN.
Me: okay, okay! Bye. Love you.
I put my phone up, and Mike looks at me and smirks. "So the last name's Ashton?" I nod and we get out. We walk a half-mile road to a HUGE house. "HOLY SH-" I yell. Mike piils me behind a tree.
"This isn't where I live." he whispers.
I start to talk, but he interrupts me.
He's now carrying me to the truck.
And in about 10 seconds,
he's taking out my lip/tongue piercings and his, setting them on the dash board.
And now we're kissing the virgin out of eachother.
Heeeey ;) It's Emma. Isn't this chapter...hot? I have to admit, it he looks like Andy Sixx, then I'm jealous of Karina. Lol. Okay, hope you like it. It's very long. Don't get used to it. okay bye.
WE DO NOTIFICATIONS FOR STORIES. JUST ASK :)
LOVE YOU! BYEEE!
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July 6, 2012 9:31pm UTC

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The Switching of The Anscestors
Chapter Quatre.
"I'm Michael, but you can call me Mike." he informs me. I nod.
"I like you, and you can call me anytime." I giggle back.
"If you give me your number, I'll call you up and we can hang out, Pretty Girl." Mike winks at me.
"Okay." I laugh. I take his phone out of his hand and add my number, with the contact name "Pretty Girl (;"
I give him my phone and he types his number and "Pretty Boy (;"
"You're not gonna tell me your real name?" he asks.
"Nope."
"Then what am I gonna call you?"
"I put what you can call me in your phone." I say, playing hard-to-get.
"I want to know your naaameeee!" he whines.
"Well, I guess you'll just have to figure that out." I smile, pecking him on the cheek striding away to my car.
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A few hours later, while I'm doing my homework, my phone buzzes.
Call from: Pretty Boy (;
I laugh and press the answer button.
"Hey, pretty boy." I say seductively.
"Hello pretty girl." he replies.
"So, when do you wanna hang out?" I ask.
"Tomorrow after school? You can come over to my house." he wonders.
"Sounds good, see you tomorrow."
I hang up the phone and finish my homework, then get in the shower.
When I get out, it's 12:15AM, and there's a new text from Mike.
Mike: I can't fall asleep, I'm thinking about you too much. (:
Me: I can stay up for a while. :)
Mike: That'd be great :D Whatsup?
Me: Just got outta the shower. You?
Mike: Woah. Tmi. Images.
Me: Lol, sorry (;
We text for a while, and the last time I remember looking at the alarm clock was 5:34 AM.
He calls me around then, and I fall asleep on the phone with him, thinking that maybe, just maybe, I might be falling for this guy.
Hey! It's Randi! This chapter sucks but my brother is yelling at me to get off and let him go on. Hope you like it! :D
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July 2, 2012 9:38pm UTC

People call me fat I'm like ツ "ok!"
people call me ugly I'm like ツ "Whatevs!"
people say i'm weird I'm like ツ "Correct!"
people say i'm a bad writer I'm like >.< "YOU HAVE 9 SECONDS TO RUN, woman!"

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July 2, 2012 9:28pm UTC

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The Switching of The Anscestors
Chapter Tres.
SIX MONTHS LATER.
"Karina, pay attention!" Mr.Exan yelled, waving a ruler in my face. I jumped, knocking down my chair. Everyone laughed. I gave a grumpy face, brushing my now-black hair out of my face. "Yes, Mr.Exan." I said. I've always hated this class. He continued preaching on and on about how important it is to remember the types of triangles. "Blah blah blah" I muttered under my breath.
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After math was finally over, I had lunch,gym, and then I was free.
Until I get home. My parents are very strict.
"Karinaaaaa" my new friend, Vanessa calls. I look at her, annoyed. She has wavy, natural black hair. She's tan, with brown eyes. She has a great smile, and perfect whie teeth. She's like perfect.
"It looks like that kid likes you." she mocked. I turn to where she's pointing. Daaaaaaaaaamn, that boy is HOT. He's got flippy, black, chin-length black hair, and icy blue eyes. He's very cute. SNAP OUT OF IT, K! I tell myself. YOU PROMISED YOU WON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!. Well, maybe that rule could be a bit bended...?
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"Hey pretty girl" the attractive stranger says, as I'm walking to my car. He's wearing a blue-checkered shirt with a gray undershirt, followed by darkwash bluejeans and black hitops. "Hey pretty boy" I say. WAIT, WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!. I look at him, alarmed, and begin to speak. "It's fine. I can tell you didn't mean to say it." he chuckles. I blush and say. "Well, I did mean it, just not meaning to say it out loud." I smirk. I casually lean agains the hood of my car. It's freezing my hand from the coldness, but I don't care.
I am detirmened to get this boy.
Hellooo! It's zeh amazing Emma writing here. Well, we likey this chapter, eeeeh? I imagined the boy looking like Andy Sixx, if you didn't know. That's why the boy is very attractive. Well, if you've not been able to tell, Randi and I do chapters in turns. I did prologue and chapter 1, she did 2, i did 3, she's doing 4- and so on. Hope you guys like(d) this chapter, I hope to see your fave on the next one! Bye babes!
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July 2, 2012 8:58pm UTC

GIRL CRUSHES:
we all have them.. I have quite a few, considering I'm bi.
Jenna Marbles
Miley Cyrus
Avril Lavigne
Katy Perry
Beyonce
And, honestly, much more, but I can't think of their name D:
Quote made by Sky Blu :P

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July 2, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Dang it.
My shorts.
They're too tight.
MY THIGHS CAN'T BREATHE.
They squeeze me in the wrong places.
Well, they look good on me,
and we all know the saying
"Beauty hurts", so..
I guess I'll put up with it.

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June 30, 2012 1:03pm UTC

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The Switching of The Anscestors
Chapter One. Part 2.
Once we all finished, we decided to go to the little game room to win some toys.
But, since there were about 5 girls, we all had to go for a restroom/touch-up break.
We all filied in, some heading to the stalls and some to the mirrors. I got my makup bag out of my purse, and applied more coats of lipstick,eyeliner, mascara and blush. By about 10 minutes, I was fine.
I remembered that Alex put his phone in my purse, he didn't want it in his pocket.
So, as the slightly jealous girlfriend, I checked his texts.
WHAT? Who the heck is Beka?! Why is she sending my boyfriend gucci texts & pictures?!
I put his phone back in my purse, and exited the bathroom like nothing happened.
Then, something happened.
The rest of the guys were in the gameroom, the girls in the restroom.
Except me and Alex.
....And what appears to be Beka.
I hid behind a wall to not be seen, and beened through a crack.
They were kissing.
He kissed her.
And me.
He cheated.
On me.
"You LIAR!" I yelled, walking to him. Beka ran. I grabbed a hold of her shirt and slammed her agains the wall.
Although I'm a girl, I'm very strong.
Alex tried to make up a story.
But I'd seen and had enough.
I grabbed the girls, told them to drive to the mall, at enterance B2. They nodded and we all ran to our cars.
As I cranked up my truck, "Part Of Me" by Katy Perry came on. Ironic.
"You chewed me up, you spit me out." I mumbled.
"THIS IS THE PART OF ME THAT YOU'RE NEVER EVER GONNA TAKE AWAY FROM ME! THROW YOUR STICKS AND YOUR STONES, THROW YOUR BOMBS AND YOUR BLOWS BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA BREAK MY SOUL" I screamed. It felt so good.
Pulling into the mall, I took my keys out and met up wiht the girls.
"The rest of today is gonna be an all girls day." I stated. They all smiled and yelled "Yeah!" and "Woo!" and "Aero, here we come!", things like that.
Today, I will forget that son of a gun Alex.
Hey, guys, this is Emma writing. Did you like it? Give me your feedback. If you'd like a reminder, comment on this chapter. I hope this gets a lot of readers. I'd describe this chapter to go with Part Of Me by Katy Perry, what do you think? Well, anyways, keep reading, and I hope you enjoy, dollface :)
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June 29, 2012 10:38pm UTC

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The Switching of The Anscestors
Prologue
In 1910, there were two families. The Ashtons, and the Ernats. Both living in what is now the state of Illinois. Both seemed normal, living in a forest which no one knew about.
And the truth, they were not normal at all.
They fought nearly every night, killed eachother's cattle and horses, and basically tried to destroy eachother.
Well, then came a time where they finally figured out to call a treaty. The Ashtons were never allowed into that state again, and were not to make any kinds of contact with the Ernats.
And the Ashtons kept with the treaty-
Until 100 years later.
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Karina's POV
My name is Karina Ashton. I'm moving to Illinois, from the state of Louisiana. I don't want to move.
I wrote that about 25 times on the 1st page of the diary my father gave me. He told me to "keep in touch with myself" and to write in it at least once a day, until the pages run out.
Then he'd get me another one.
He wants me to write in this everyday, for the next 3 years of highschool.
That's right, I'm a 15 year old girl. Who doesn't want to move to Illinois.Yet, I have no choice.
I packed my bags, and personal things. I was ready to go. My dad arranged me with all my friends to see a movie and shop, for the last time I'll see them in person for a while. I dropped my bags by the front door, grab my keys to my truck, and threw a "I'll be back at 10." to my dad. When I was finally in my truck, with the raidio up all the way, I checked my clock on the dashboard. 4:50. Great. I have about 5 hours.
Before I leave, I text all of my friends and tell the to meet me at the Adom Theater, a.k.a. the fanciest theater in town, with crazy expensive (But good) food. When I pull into the parking lot, I can already spot Amanda's volvo, Ashlee's Mini Van, Jack's orange old car that no one knows the kind of, and my boyfriend Alex's SUV.
"Hey babe" Alex calls, as I'm running from my truck, across the road, to him. I slow my pace as I get nearer to him. He smiles, pulls me into him, and gives me a tight hug.
"Not too much PDA, guys" Ashlee calls. I giggle and hug her. We all walk into the building.
Everything was perfect.
Until about 5 minutes after the movie.
Hey, guys, this is Emma writing. I hope you like this part! I focused on making it not-boring, but I didn't do too much of a good job, haha. Give me your feedback. If you'd like a reminder, comment on this chapter. Stay beautiful, and see you later!
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June 29, 2012 10:06pm UTC

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