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MrWaffles
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 2:40pm UTC

Life
is not measured by the number of breaths we take
but by the number of
Moments
that take our breath away

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 12:29am UTC

When I was little
I used to sing in the shower. Now?
I make life decisions in there.

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 3:27pm UTC

you've got a lot to say
for the one that walked away.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 12:10am UTC

Words mean nothing,
if actions don't follow ♥♥

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 5:01pm UTC

"ALWAYS & FOREVER."
or until he changed his mind.
format by: h0peful.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 3:58pm UTC

Birthday then:
Wow! Look at all of these presents!
Birthday now:
Wow! Look at all of these notifications
nmf.mmq

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 12:32pm UTC

Before you talk,listen.
Before you react, think.
Before you criticize, wait.
Before you quit,try.

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idance
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 4:45pm UTC

❆❆❆❆❆❆
♡♡ 5 days until Christmas♡♡
But hey, who's counting?!
☃ ☃☃ ☃☃
❆❆ ❆ ❆❆❆

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 3:23pm UTC

Executive producers told Adele to lose weight. But she replied,
"I write music for ears not eyes"
<3

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 3:13pm UTC

So i was flying a kite and and this guy actually asks me, "So ya flying a kite?" I replied, "nope, fishing for birds."
nmf/nmq
follow me, i follow back, or atleast try to(:

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girlainttrippin98
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 8:49pm UTC

Winky faces make it so much more sexual
Your Cute (:
(calling you cute)
Your Cute(;
(Get in my pants )

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Elenlovesu
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 8:43pm UTC

90's kids remember:
"I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic."
Credit: FaveFormats

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xobrianna8397
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 8:53pm UTC

14 Year Old: Santa isn't real!!
6 Year Old: Well neither is
Edward Cullen!
Guess who ran away crying(;

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Coconut_Lipgloss
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 1:07pm UTC

In Humpty dumpty;
It doesn't say he's an egg, we've just assumed.

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 12:26pm UTC

In 2013 my first facebook status
will be, 'is anyone alive?'

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JordanRae
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 8:39pm UTC

Procrastinator?
No. I save all my homework till' the last minute because then I'll be older, therefore more wise (;

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trinalovesyouu13
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 9:54pm UTC

Lesson In Life:
A wise man sat in the audience and cracked a joke.
Everybody laughs like crazy.
After a moment, he cracked the same joke again.
This time, less people laughed.
He cracked the same joke again and again.
When there is no laughter in the crowd,
He smiled and said:
You can't laugh at the same joke again and again,
but why do you keep crying over the same thing
over and over again?

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 3:10pm UTC

I'm not actually funny..
I'm just really mean and people think i'm joking..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 5:20pm UTC

your pants bother me
take them off.

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