Dr. Suess explains pregnancy
What is a womb?
Well, a womb is a room.
A womb is a room.
Where a kid'll be soon.
A womb is all squishy.
All moist and magenta.
And if there's a kid,
Then it's full of placenta.
But the kid must be small,
If there is one at all.
Just the size of a bean.
Or the size of a ball.
When the kid gets too big.
Then it's time to get out.
When it happens to you,
You will probably shout.
You will shout, you will yell.
You will roll on the floor,
Cos the kid must come out,
Of a very small door.