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  1. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2014 1:25am UTC
    Bigger they are, the harder they fall.

  2. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2014 6:14pm UTC
    Dr. Suess explains pregnancy
    What is a womb?
    Well, a womb is a room.
    A womb is a room.
    Where a kid'll be soon.
    A womb is all squishy.
    All moist and magenta.
    And if there's a kid,
    Then it's full of placenta.
    But the kid must be small,
    If there is one at all.
    Just the size of a bean.
    Or the size of a ball.
    When the kid gets too big.
    Then it's time to get out.
    When it happens to you,
    You will probably shout.
    You will shout, you will yell.
    You will roll on the floor,
    Cos the kid must come out,
    Of a very small door.

  3. ^^* ^^*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 6:26am UTC
    We shall never know
    all the good that
    a simple smile can do.

  4. ^^* ^^*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2014 5:25am UTC
    There is only
    one
    happiness in this life,
    to love and be loved.

  5. ^^* ^^*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 8:35am UTC
    TELL
    THE TRUTH
    and
    RUN
    ^-^

  6. ^^* ^^*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 9:32am UTC
    Don't judge me
    I was born to be
    true
    not perfect

  7. ^^* ^^*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2014 5:49am UTC
    Always turn a negative situation
    into
    a positive situation.

  8. ^^* ^^*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2014 5:27am UTC
    NO BOYFRIEND
    NO WORRIES

  9. ^^* ^^*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 9:49am UTC
    Keep love in your heart.
    A life without it is like
    a sunless garden when
    the flowers are dead

  10. ^^* ^^*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 9:55am UTC
    ⇒Where there is love there is life

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