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1. clarkey123456
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2011 9:12pm UTC
   3 girls went to the movies yesterday
   1 had a boyfriend that she was in love with
   the other 2 friends were free ladys:)
   and when the 2 girls saw those REALLY hot guys
   they hopped theaters into thier movie and left their friend alone:/
   they sat down, looked around, and were in a spotlight of phones from those 20 guys that we thought were 2
   and realized they did something wrong
   they left thier friend over a guy
   they left and went back to the other movie
   thier friend was siting alone in a corner by herself
   they went over to her and said they were sorry
   and at the end of the movie
   the cupid shuffle came on
   the 1 girl was really sad.
   so the 2 girls got up
   and went to the bottom of the theater
   and started dancing like 2 retards
   they 1 girl smiled
   got up
   and danced her little heart out
   us 3 girls
   dancing infront of more than
   100 people
   this shows a true friendship<3
   
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2. clarkey123456
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2011 8:50pm UTC
   I hate when someone starts a story...and they never finish it, and than later when you go to ask them what it was all they say is "I Forget"
   
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3. clarkey123456
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   May 7, 2011 8:44pm UTC
   My favorite word starts with F and ends with UCK
   My favorite word is FIRETRUCK what else did you think id say?
   Favorite if you thought it was F*CK
   
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4. clarkey123456
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2011 8:36pm UTC
   life is like glitter:)
   Its fun to play with, it never gets boring, it shines, has a colorful side;) knows how to party, but tastes horrible.
   
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5. clarkey123456
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   May 7, 2011 8:27pm UTC
   A regular relationship fight-
   Boy-Hey:)
   Girl-Hey!
   Boy-Whats up?
   Girl- um....someone just stole my donut.
   Boy-woops:/
   Girl-WHAT!
   Boy- Im sorry:(
   Girl- I HATE YOU! IM BREAKING UP. PERIOD.
   like this if your relationships ended up being a piece of poo.
   
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6. clarkey123456
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   May 7, 2011 8:17pm UTC
   95% of the reason I get up in the morning is because of you
   The other 5% is because I have to pee
   
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