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  1. katie2411 katie2411
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    Girls are like crayons. The slutty ones are the simple colors like red and blue and they get used/passed around the most. The truly beautiful ones are the white crayons, which contain every color, but they don’t see themselves as beautiful because no one ever wants them. They just have to wait until someone comes along who is smart enough to use a
    black piece of paper.


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  3. NikkiIsAmazing NikkiIsAmazing
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    Pretty Little Lairs
    Can someone please just explained to me what just happened i the last episode?!
    Who is A?
    Did garret and Jenna kill Alison?
    Is alison dead?
    Who pulled emily out of the barn?
    and who kissed emily?
    HELP I NEED ANSWERS TO THIS AMAZING SHOW

  4. Chewy1234 Chewy1234
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    That moment when you find 90% of your bobby-pins cleaning your room (:

  5. dubesbabe06 dubesbabe06
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    That moment you walk into the bathroom and step on something wet, and your mind just spazzes and goes,
    "please be water, please be water."

    nmq

  6. Leatherandlace Leatherandlace
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    i find it amusing watching people make statuses about the girl/guy they are looking for... Does this look like Match.com to you?

  7. lilsoccergirl lilsoccergirl
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    My Tuesday nights will be so empty without Pretty Little Liars...


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  9. destinyrenee001 destinyrenee001
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    So...
    Why isn't high school ever how it is in the movies?


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  11. Leatherandlace Leatherandlace
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    LIFE ISN'T A GARDEN
    so stop being a
    Hoe .

  12. lissierox12 lissierox12
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

  13. ILMax ILMax
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    Dear girl who has 5000 profile pics...
    we knew what you looked like in the first 3.

  14. miraaanda miraaanda
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 2:50am UTC
    i hate stupid whores.
    nuff said

  15. soccerbabe7 soccerbabe7
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    Dear:
    wishbones
    eyelashes
    11:11
    hair ties
    wishing wells
    fountains
    shooting stars
    birthday candles
    dandelions...
    could you like, start doing your job please? thanks.
    Sincerely,
    all teenage girls.

  16. mandyandy mandyandy
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    im lovin
    it
    l i ke M i cke y D's
    <3

  17. destinyrae615 destinyrae615
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    Witty should have an app! Fav if you agree.
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  18. annabellegrace annabellegrace
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    Everybody has that best friend that:
    - turns everything dirty
    - finds everyone hott
    - has bitchy comebacks
    - eats like a pig and gains no weight
    - is always soo pretty
    - swears too much
    - has a funny laugh
    - never gets embarrassed
    - dances like no one is watching
    - always has a kinky winky story to tell
    -
    Fav if you agree and comment if there are more

  19. xenicaDaniela xenicaDaniela
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    A bestfriend should,
    love you like a mother,
    protect you like a father
    talk to you like a sister,
    and fight with you like a brother.

  20. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 11:15am UTC
    ☐ Single
    ☐ Taken
    ☑ Mentally dating multiple celebrities at once.

:)

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