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  1. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    One Direction things#31
    Louis: i like girls who eat carrots
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  2. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    One Direction things#32
    Niall: i like eyes. i'm a big eye fan, so i go straight for the eyes.
    Harry: Do you like my eyes Niall?
    Louis: He can't see yours 'cause you have sunglasses on, Harry
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  3. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    One Direction things#35
    Liam: i've got a phobia of spoons
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  4. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    One Direction things#36
    Zayn was caught dancing completley naked in his hotel room by his cleaner.
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  5. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 10:56am UTC
    One Direction things#37
    Niall: The fans always tell me I’m beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them.
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  6. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 10:59am UTC
    One Direction things#38
    The first word of WMYB is "You're" and the last word is "Beautiful"
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  7. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 11:03am UTC
    One Direction things#39
    Harry once paid Niall £20 to make him a sandwich,
    Niall took the money, made the sandwich then ate it himself
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  8. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 11:05am UTC
    One Direction things#40
    Liam once met a fan with cuts on her wrists, he hugged her and told her she was beautiful.
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  9. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 11:11am UTC
    One Direction things#41
    Niall: Harry's the youngest, but everyone believes that I am
    Louis: Is that because you're very cute and Harry's more perverted?
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  10. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    One Direction things#42
    If Liam could eat one thing for the rest of his life,
    it would be chocolate, 'because it's chocolaty'
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  11. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    One Direction things#43
    "Would you rather kiss a girl or eat pizza?"
    Harry: "Kiss a girl!"
    Niall: "EAT PIZZA"
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  12. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    One Direction things#44
    Moments is about a girlfriend dying
    and the boyfriend committing suicide because he can't live without her
    Niall cried whilst recording Moments
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  13. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 12:42pm UTC
    One Direction things#45
    When Niall met Justin Bieber, Harry had to take him out of the room so he could scream.
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  14. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    One Direction things#46
    Liam doesn't drink a lot because he was only born with one kidney,
    making it dangerous for him to drink a lot.
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  15. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    One Direction things#47
    Niall talks in his sleep
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  16. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    One Direction things#48
    Harry likes to walk around naked
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  17. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    One Direction things#49
    The boys treated Harry to spa treatment for his bday,
    then ran in half way through and threw buckets of icy water over him
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  18. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    One Direction things#33
    Carly: Hi i'm C-
    Louis: Carrots
    Sam: And i'm S-
    Zayn: So sexy,
    Sam:......You're watching...
    Harry: iCurly
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  19. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 11:54pm UTC
    "Once, we were at Harry's house, and Harry was trying to be a whale, and his mother walked in the room and told him to stop making sexual noises."
    -Niall James Horan-

  20. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    One Direction things#24
    Liam: Zayn still fears the water, what a boy
    Zayn: For that, look at the spoon.
    Liam: Move it away, i know it's gonna kill me.
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