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chuckles24

1. chuckles24
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   January 16, 2013 5:06pm UTC
   that moment when you have a sub teacher and the students confuse them and you end up spending the whole class discussing how your teacher does things
   
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2. chuckles24
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   January 16, 2013 5:03pm UTC
   whoever's birthday it is today its your birthday im a psychic
   
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3. chuckles24
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   January 15, 2013 6:48pm UTC
   when life gives you lemons and you throw them at people others get hit so dont take out your anger on me
   
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4. chuckles24
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   January 15, 2013 5:34pm UTC
   i have my headphones on stop talking to me!
   
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5. chuckles24
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   January 14, 2013 8:20pm UTC
   goats are like mushrooms if you shoot a duck Im scared of toasters
   
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6. chuckles24
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   January 14, 2013 8:10pm UTC
   be the change you see in the world because it only takes one person to make a change in the world just one
   
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7. chuckles24
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   January 14, 2013 7:51pm UTC
   be happy for the little things, you may not always have them
   
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8. chuckles24
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   January 14, 2013 7:47pm UTC
   i thought i was smart until i had to turn on somebody else's
   shower
   
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9. chuckles24
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   January 14, 2013 7:40pm UTC
   a smile is the best makeup you can wear..unless you have a bad smile then you will never have the best! haha just kidding
   
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10. chuckles24
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    January 14, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    mondays seem to go in microwave minutes
    
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11. chuckles24
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    January 13, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    i speak 2 languages fluently english and sarcasm
    
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12. chuckles24
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    January 13, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    I miss the good old days when homework was just coloring
    
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13. chuckles24
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    January 13, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    watch your life as if it were a film absorb everything
    
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14. chuckles24
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    January 13, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    To Be Honest:
    I' ve never actually seen a cop eating donuts in real life
    
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15. chuckles24
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    January 13, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    There are mean parents...and then there are parents who turn off the wifi at night
    
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16. chuckles24
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    January 13, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    me: I' m full
    (ten minutes later)
    me:oh dessert!
    
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17. chuckles24
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    January 13, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    reach for the stars..unless they are falling on you
    
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