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christina095

1. christina095
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2011 12:11pm UTC
   That moment
   when you talk to yourself
   Yourself
   you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so
   Hilarious
   
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2. christina095
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2011 5:19pm UTC
   guy: i think i like this girl...girl:really who?guy:uhhhm, she kinda look like yougirl:awww is it me? (; <3guy: no, your sister girl: .....
   
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3. christina095
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2011 1:24pm UTC
   Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad
   Girl: Yeah, me too. I need new clothes
   Bruno Mars: No you don't. 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are
   Girl: Really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me
   Bruno Mars: No, but i'll catch a grenade for ya
   ... Girl: Really? Even today
   *Girl gets hit by Grenade*
   Bruno Mars: Today, i don't feel like doing anything........
   
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4. christina095
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   September 11, 2011 7:50pm UTC
   Once at was at the mall with my friends and I had 2 pee so badly. So I went 2 the bathroom. I thought I locked the door until someone open it on me and I bump my head on the door. She only said sorry and than act like nothing happened, while my friends are just standing there cracking up in the Connor. That’s what friends are for.smh
   
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5. christina095
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   July 15, 2011 7:17pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you’re walking on the streets and you feel like someone is watching,Turning around to see a pervert checking you out.
   
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6. christina095
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   July 13, 2011 6:08pm UTC
   The awkward moment when you like someone, but turns out they like your best friend. smh
   
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7. christina095
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2011 5:59pm UTC
   The greatest pleasure
   In life is doing
   What others say
   You cannot
   
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8. christina095
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2011 5:53pm UTC
   If you love something let it go,
   If it comes back to you it’s yours,
   If it doesn’t, it never was,
   And it’s not meant to be
   
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9. christina095
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   July 12, 2011 10:18pm UTC
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10. christina095
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    July 12, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    [a]vailable: Single
    [b]irthday: December 4,1994
    [c]rush: Robert pattinson
    [d]rink you last had: orange juice
    [e]asiest person to talk to: my mom
    [f]avorite genre of music: r&b,country and pop
    [g]ummy bears or gummy worms: gummy bears.
    [h]ad your first kiss: no
    [i]nstrument: piano
    [j]uice: Arizona
    [k]illed someone: hell no
    [l]ongest trip: haiti
    [m]ilkshake flavor: strawberry
    [n]umber of siblings: 3
    [o]ne wish: to find real love.
    [p]erson who holds the best memories with you: Tatiana, stephanie, Ftaw,
    [q]uiet or loud: loud
    [r]easons to smile: my life
    [s]ong:party rock by LMFAO and love you like a love song selena gomez
    [t]ime you woke up: 11
    [u]mbrella: black or blue
    [v]egetable: carrots
    [w]arm at the moment: no, its freaking hot
    [x]-rays you've had: knee
    [y]our favorite animal: dogs
    
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