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chrisrose123

1. chrisrose123
   posted a quote
   January 15, 2012 2:51pm UTC
   Worst Chinese Fortune Ever:
   Enjoyed the meal? Come on and get some food to go.
   Come on people! Really? If you can afford to get fortune cookies at all, why not pay $0.05 more for fortunes people acutally like!
   
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2. chrisrose123
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2011 2:04pm UTC
   A,B,C,D,E,F,G
   Barney is my enemy
   put a shotgun up
   his nose
   pull the trigger
   there it blows
   A,B,C,D,E,F,G
   Barney's dead because of me!
   
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3. chrisrose123
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2011 2:02pm UTC
   Flying is easy
   not falling
   is hard
   
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4. chrisrose123
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2011 1:55pm UTC
   Stop hating smart a*ses
   They're living the moment while
   you are to busy being uptight
   Lighten up!
   
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5. chrisrose123
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2011 1:52pm UTC
   If life is like a box of chocolates,
   Then why cant I buy a new one?
   
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6. chrisrose123
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2011 1:50pm UTC
   When Life gives you
   lemons
   Throw them at people
   
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7. chrisrose123
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2011 10:27am UTC
   If I were you
   I'd be scared
   of me
   
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8. chrisrose123
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2011 9:02pm UTC
   Out of my mind
   Be back in 5
   
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9. chrisrose123
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2011 9:00pm UTC
   I thought he loved me,
   I thought I loved him
   Everything changed
   when I caught him
   kissing the girl
   next door.
   
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10. chrisrose123
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    Enjoy life cuz there's
    pleanty of time to be dead
    
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11. chrisrose123
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    Sadly, I just learned that not
    all answers can be found on google
    
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12. chrisrose123
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    Life was much easier when apple
    and bleackberry were just fruits
    
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13. chrisrose123
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    Some people say that you cant live without love.... I say air is more important
    
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14. chrisrose123
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    I Love you, You love me
    Let's get together and kill Barney
    With a great big gun
    and a shot or two
    Barney's dead let's scream
    Yahoo!!
    
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15. chrisrose123
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    School, school go away
    Don't come back another day
    
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16. chrisrose123
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 10:00am UTC
    It's called the season of giving,
    Not the season of geting
    
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17. chrisrose123
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    Dear Santa,
    All I want for Christmas is for school to be over for ever
    Sincerely,
    ME
    
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18. chrisrose123
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    2011: Dear Santa,
    I know I haven't been good this year,
    but if you give me another chance I'll change by next year!
    2012: Dear Santa,
    I know I haven't been good this year
    but if you give me another chance I'll change by next year!
    my quote please dont copy
    
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19. chrisrose123
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    Dear Santa,
    I can change!
    
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20. chrisrose123
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    A good friend is like a new bra
    Fits just right and is close to the heart
    
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