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  1. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 7:52pm UTC
    So today in Italian, my teacher
    was telling our class about
    how we should be nice to
    everyone because they could
    hold our life in their hands in
    the future and they could be
    the only one to save us, so I
    turned to this girl and said,
    "I'll try not to stab you with
    the scalpel."

  2. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 1:56pm UTC
    Me: I'm bored
    Me: *opens Evie*
    Me: Do you know what Witty Profiles is?
    Evie: Of course! They are my favorite band!
    Me: ...

  3. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 1:29pm UTC
    Your mom could secretly be a fangirl.
    Just thought I'd let you know.

  4. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 12:44pm UTC
    per·fec·tion
    noun
    - the condition, state, or quality of being free or as free as possible from all flaws or defects.
    (see also: your favorite band)

  5. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 11:26am UTC
    Me: I'm home sick
    Me: There's nothing to do
    Witty: *clears throat*
    Witty: *taps me on the shoulder*
    Me: oh, right

  6. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 11:23am UTC
    'Til the moon wears out I'll be hooked on you.

  7. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 10:49am UTC
    Telling someone they shouldn't be sad
    because someone else may have it worse
    is like telling someone they shouldn't be
    happy because someone else may have it
    better.
    (nmq)

  8. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2014 4:10pm UTC
    I'm tired.
    Sleep, then.
    No, no, not that kind of tired...

  9. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2014 3:59pm UTC
    It's not visible, but we're perfectly comfortable here.

  10. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2014 12:54pm UTC
    Family: Wow your allergies are bothering you how about you sit outside with us
    where all the pollen and other lovely allergens are so you can be even more
    miserable sneezing and blowing your nose hOW DOES THAT SOUND?

  11. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2014 8:54pm UTC
    Me: *makes an edit*
    Me: I actually have a purpose in this fandom.

  12. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2014 6:28pm UTC
    Days feel like years.

  13. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2014 4:43pm UTC
    Sometimes I think I'd be better off living in the 50's.

  14. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2014 10:50am UTC
    You make my day.

  15. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2014 6:50pm UTC
    Sometimes, giving someone a second chance
    is like giving them another bullet for their gun
    because they missed you the first time.
    (nmq)

  16. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2014 6:34pm UTC
    Now if there's a smile upon my face
    it's only there trying to fool the public...

  17. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2014 5:26pm UTC
    Revenge Is Sweeter Tour
    Lisa Origliasso: This next song is about loving someone
    you shouldn't... We've all been there. It's called "Everything".
    Me: That's it.. That's my life right there.

  18. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 8:21pm UTC
    But she was a diamond in a sea of glass.

  19. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 2:58pm UTC
    David Schmitt ‏@davidlovesit 13h
    You should be aware of what a word means before you constantly shìt it out of your mouth.
    (nmq, obviously)

  20. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 9:12pm UTC
    "fake it until you make it"
    is this why fake is the new trend?

:)

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