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chowchowlol98

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Member Since: 29 Jul 2009 04:26pm

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   he thought he was <right> but he
 
     was wrong. he said that u
<cant>

    break a girls <3.  so i dumped his 
    
      ass before he could break mine.



not truee just made it up..but its good 

   
  1. chowchowlol98 chowchowlol98
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2009 5:51pm UTC
    Yesterday, while at a school mass the priest started the ceremony with the usual opening words. He then stopped before continuing with the normal procedure by stating, "That was really hard for me. I've developed a phobia of talking with a microphone. I'm afraid Kanye West is going to jump on the altar." I don't know if I was extremely amused or intrigued that a holy man was watching the VMAs. MLIA.
    not mine-credit to my new fave website- mylifeisaverage.com

  2. chowchowlol98 chowchowlol98
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2009 5:34pm UTC
    hey all you witty users, i have a question...
    ya know all those funny qoutes that say MLIA at the end??? wat does MLIA mean anyways??
    pease comment and tell me or write on my profile. thanks!!
    sorry its not a quote [=

  3. chowchowlol98 chowchowlol98
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2009 5:21pm UTC
    i know we're friends,
    i know thats all we'll ever be,
    we laugh, we dance, we break things,
    we have inside jokes no one gets,
    and no one gets us either, but i do.
    sorry, venting about me and my guy-friend dylan <3

  4. chowchowlol98 chowchowlol98
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 8:56pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. chowchowlol98 chowchowlol98
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2009 4:15pm UTC
    ♥HOW GUYS FLIRT 101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outin
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.
    <33333333333333

  6. chowchowlol98 chowchowlol98
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2009 9:36pm UTC
    JessicaA
    Auburn University <3

  7. chowchowlol98 chowchowlol98
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2009 7:31pm UTC
    I have O.C.D....
    Obsessive
    Cullen
    Dissorder
    I don't need to be cured, no worries
    got it from facebook
    credit whoever
    this is true,
    I do have O.C.D,
    <3333

  8. chowchowlol98 chowchowlol98
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2009 9:54pm UTC
    today when i was eating a hamburger, i asked myself, "why is it called a hamburger if there is not ham in it?"
    my next question was......or is there?
    all mine...true story acctually!!

  9. chowchowlol98 chowchowlol98
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2009 6:27pm UTC
    "Condition?" My voice went flat. "What condition?" His eyes were cautious-he spoke slowly. "Marry me first."
    Twilight Saga, New Moon

  10. chowchowlol98 chowchowlol98
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2009 6:12pm UTC
    I knew we were both in mortal danger. Still, in that instant, I felt well. Whole. I could feel my heart racing in my chest, the blood pulsing hot and fast throught my veins again. My lungs filled deep with the sweet scent that came off his skin. It was like there had never been any hole in my chest. I was perfect-not healed, but as if there had never been a wound in the first pace.hole. I could feel my heart racing in my chest, the blood pulsing hot and fast throught my veins again. My lungs filled deep with the sweet scent that came off his skin. It was like there had never been any hole in my chest. I was perfect-not healed, but as if there had never been a wound in the first place.
    Twilight Saga, New Moon.

  11. chowchowlol98 chowchowlol98
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 4:09pm UTC
    friends come and go but the really good ones stick to u like glue!!!!!!!!
    all mine

  12. chowchowlol98 chowchowlol98
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 4:04pm UTC
    sure on in a million is a lot but how do u think all those other celebrities became famous, huh?? they didnt give up no matter wat anyone said!! y should u?
    all mine plz ask to quote it

  13. chowchowlol98 chowchowlol98
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 3:52pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons,
    throw them back and yell,
    "GIVE ME ORANGES!!"
    *changed it up a bit from a friends*

  14. chowchowlol98 chowchowlol98
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 10:25pm UTC
    sleeping....y arent u its 2 am?? o i guess ur thinking about me, and how u shouldve asked me out before he came back =[
    *all mine*

  15. chowchowlol98 chowchowlol98
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2009 4:37pm UTC
    ***not mine got it from my friends AIM profile credit her.....***
    helen- y is ur icon so gay??
    hannah-lol
    hannah-wait
    hannah- what
    helen- lol nvm
    hannah- lol k

  16. chowchowlol98 chowchowlol98
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2009 4:32pm UTC
    part of me and my friends convo on AIM
    me- hello hannah r u there??
    hannah- no
    me- lol
    hannah- brb this is her frwiend
    hannah-*friend
    me- k wait what whos friend
    me- whats ur cell number
    hannah has signed off

:)

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