chops2013

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chops2013
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March 14, 2014 1:13pm UTC

See life for it's truth,
not it's false perceptions.

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chops2013
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December 22, 2013 6:38pm UTC

the most beautiful girl i've ever seen in my life rejected me today,
there's a blow to my non existant confidence.

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chops2013
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December 16, 2013 7:06pm UTC

When I talk to someone I like I feel like punching something because I'm so frustrated about how much I like them I don't know what to do with all this loving frustration so I affectionality punch a wall

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chops2013
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November 17, 2013 12:05pm UTC

http://images.esellerpro.com/2363/I/231/82/JellyBoobs.jpg
Tastey

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chops2013
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November 17, 2013 11:59am UTC

F*ck it.

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chops2013
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November 17, 2013 8:31am UTC

There was once lived a shrimp.
This shrimp had a best friend called Christian.
when suddenly they saw a shark andran away
because the shark would eat them.
The shrimp says to Christian
"I wish i was a shark I could do whatever I wanted"
That night the shrimp goes home and prays to Poseidon
"Poseidon! Poseidon! Please make me a shark"
The next morning he wakes up and he is a shark!
He goes looking for his friends, but they all run away because
they jsut see a shark. So that night he prays to Poseidon again.
"Poseidon! Poseidon! Please i've made a horrible mistake! please
make me a shrimp again!"
The next morning he wakes up and he is a shrimp!
he goes outside and looks for his friend but he can't find him anywhere
He runs around screaming
"Christian! Christian! I'm a prawn again Christian!"
-I laughed far too much at this joke! xD

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chops2013
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November 2, 2013 6:29pm UTC

its beyond me how anyone could even consider eating toast in their bed.the crumbs would torture me

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chops2013
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November 2, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Men of the world,
Do not comment on a girls period.
It's not worth it.
-Mentally beaten boy

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chops2013
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November 1, 2013 8:49pm UTC

Just when you think you're over someone
the memories just whack you in the face.

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chops2013
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Girls, periods can not be that bad,
count yourselves lucky
you will never get
awkward b0ner infront of your crush.

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chops2013
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 2:19pm UTC

It takes courage for a person
to listen to his own goodness
andd act on it.

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