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soccerstar123abc
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March 31, 2011 4:08pm UTC

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XxTooCoolForYouxX
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March 31, 2011 4:08pm UTC

Use Him, Abuse Him, Throw Him Away, Because That Way I'll Make Sure That, This Time, He'll Be Here To Stay

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wildcat14
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March 25, 2011 7:43pm UTC

Cauliflower is made when Broccoli gets really scared... BOO :)
credit to my friend Nick

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slimshady
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March 25, 2011 8:13pm UTC

U KNOW WE LIVE IN A MESSED UP WORLD WHEN:
WE PUT LEASHES ON OUR KIDS AND SWEATERS ON OUR DOGS,
U CAN GET PIZZA FASTER THEN A AMBULANCE,
AND ALL PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IS CHARLEY SHEEN AND REBECCA BLACK

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vickyt008
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March 25, 2011 8:14pm UTC

so, Bruno Mars eactly how do you dougie while your sitting down,.?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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artistd125
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March 25, 2011 8:18pm UTC

People ask me,
"Why don't you buy mechanical pencils?"
Then I sharpen my pencil and say,
" so i can go up a wait behind him and hope he glances at me!!!"

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nascar11xo
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March 25, 2011 8:19pm UTC

Life is like a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.! ;)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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musiclover45
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February 11, 2011 8:53pm UTC

Would you like a side of EPIC with that FAIL??

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xxlovelywriterxx
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February 11, 2011 7:03pm UTC

=X
Silence is golden
Duct tape is silver

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xoxoloverzxoxo
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February 10, 2011 3:02pm UTC

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xopennxo
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February 9, 2011 3:57pm UTC

Yo Yo Yo,
All you sucka Mc's aint got nothin' on me.
On my grades, on my lines, You cant touch Kevin G
Im a mathlete. But nerd is preferred.
But forget what you heard.
Im like James Bond the third.
Sha-Sha Shaken, not stirred. Im Kevin Gnapoor.
Th G's silent when i sneak in your door.
Make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
I don't play it like Shaggy. You'll know it was me.
Cause the next time you see her she's like
ohhhhhh kevin G!!!!!!

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CookieMonster1994
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February 1, 2011 1:10pm UTC

terminallyhappykiller
Hahaha ... you have to know us to get it!

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hopetrustbelieve
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February 3, 2011 7:49pm UTC

Okay Mother Nature, I've had enough of the cold, ice, snow, below zero temperatures, numb toes and fingers. I'm about ready for summer 2011.(:
Anyone else agree? ;D

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