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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 6:12pm UTC

Those Mornings Where
your exhausted, but there's birds chirping right next to your window,
so you can't fall asleep and you feel like going outside&
and shoot them all

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thekingsofgrazioso
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 10:17pm UTC

Hello :)
My names Charlie. Please read this.
Okay, so I like this girl, Rachelle. Her screen name is thebeatles.
[Maybe you've heard of her?, Shes the gorgeous one]
Okay so, please favorite, because I have a message to give her,
&I want her to see this.
[She doesn't know I know her screen name,
she told my brother, who told me, its complicated]
But anyway, getting to the point.
Rachelle, will you go out with me?
♥ Charlie.

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swerv
posted a quote
June 14, 2011 2:54pm UTC

Sometimes you
get the bear
and sometimes the bear gets you♥

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
February 10, 2011 8:51pm UTC

Summer 2011.
Here's to the short shorts, with soaked bikinis below.
To the bug eyed sunglass, & burning sun against us.
Here's to the witches who will be talking crap.
To the late night phone calls, and daily walks that
smell like sunscreen, & cheese puffs. To the sticky
fingers from those long popcicles that taste so good.
To the seven day long sleepovers with the girls.
To finding romance,&actually working on staying in love.
Nah forget that love stuff, let's just have some fun.
To watching scary movies with storms surrounding you.
To the tans, [fake ones, and real ones] that won't fade.
To no school, what can get any better then that.
To those tears, of happiness, and even the sad ones too.
Ice cream for breakfast, lunch, and dinner + in between.
To staying up late, my day is gonna end at 6 AM!
To sleeping in, cause I wont get up till at least 1 PM.
To the public pools, well the ones with that cute life guard.
To big purses, to makeup, to everything we need.
I already can tell this is going to be oh soo greeaaattttt!!!
To make a scene in our polka dot bikinis babe,
I want summer, I need summer. I'm craving summer.
To the same season, new year.
Oh summer 2011, you're going to change my life.
♥________♥
(not mine)

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Esmee45
posted a quote
November 29, 2010 9:44pm UTC

I am freaking out dude
I unplugged your radio
and it is still playing!

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Rawramberlovesyou
posted a quote
November 29, 2010 4:40pm UTC

▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
I Love You.
That's It I Love You
Plan And Simple.<3
But Do You Know Why?
I Love You Because Your The Only One Who Really Knows ME.
Your The Only One Who Listens Too What I Say.
Your Also The Only One Who Cares About Others As Much As Myself.
Your Just Like Me.
♥
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jessicakylle
posted a quote
November 14, 2010 11:23pm UTC

Stomach,meet butterflies.

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wildthang1254
posted a quote
November 14, 2010 11:20pm UTC

Is anyone else;
»«
on witty because they can't fall asleep?

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Ginger@War*
posted a quote
November 14, 2010 11:17pm UTC

I still sing the alphabet song to remember alphabetical order

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
March 1, 2009 5:49pm UTC

Rember When.....
We would eat icecream when it was warm?
We would stock up on halloween candy?
We would put extra sugar with rice crispys?
We would have candy AND soda AND popcorn at the movies?
We would have a hamburgera and Fries?
We would get a midnight snack?
We would have chocalate for no reason?
But now if we have Salad with anything but LIGHT salad dressing, theres a thousands kids on you going
"OMG!The carbs!The calories!The sodium!The Fat!"
Yeah well, im eating dinner and im going to add extra butter to.

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
March 9, 2009 12:56pm UTC

Saw it,Like it, Posted it.
{ One day... }
you're going to wakeup
& r>e>a>l>i>z>e>
that you never did the
things you had always
wanted to accomplish.
<--- .SO. --->
pick yourself up today
and do everything you
want to do;with absolutely
NO REGRETS;;
because there's no going
back, everything you did
was what you wanted to
do at one point. & never
[everrrrrrrrrr]
look back and wishhhh:
tHaT yOu hAdN'T dOnE
tHaT tHiNg yOu dId ;;
[ L i i F e e ' s t O o
s h O r T ; s O l O v E
e v E r Y m O m E n t
O f i T . ] <3

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
March 9, 2009 1:32pm UTC

Questions that haunt me...
can you cry underwater?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
credit to xoxchatterboxox
Just made it bigger so i could read it

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
May 24, 2009 11:44am UTC

Dinasours aren't extinct...............There just hiding from barney.

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